Eating a $30 salad like “This is bullshit I wish wqs at wendy’s”

I don't eat anything deep-fried, so you're probably right.

L

scots

Sorry, I hate it.

An average american lunch would probably kill you

Oh.

Not even chicken??

I'm a vegetarian.

What about crisps?

I hate potatoes.

I forgot this actually

Oh, what about fish?

It's okay.

I'm a vegetarian, not pescatarian.

Pescatarians are the ones that eat fish

The joke

Head

I eat vegetables, fruits, diary, eggs, cereal, and honey.

I don’t play about my fisherman’s platter

I am incredibly lactose intolerant

10 years of Pure Heroine man

I'm sorry to hear that.

I feel incredibly old.