You should get a job at Samuel Adams and make bahstin lahgah
I should work on the train


This looks fine
Id sue
That ones alright
We don't have trains like that here
That sucks
This looks fine
You're lying if you're saying that thing he's holding looks fine
You're lying if you're saying that thing he's holding looks fine
It’s not terrible like the wraps its just a little ham and cheese crossaintwich type deal
It’s not terrible like the wraps its just a little ham and cheese crossaintwich type deal
But the one he's holding looks like it just went up in the ring against Mike Tyson then got set on fire
Worst thing we have are the omelette bites bc they look like little a******s (NSFW warning)
Worst thing we have are the omelette bites bc they look like little a******s (NSFW warning)
Whose a******s??? Um.
Whose a******s??? Um.

You're lying if you're saying that thing he's holding looks fine
Well I mean he’s not showing the egg side, and that just looks like slightly uneven dough on top of a croissant
Well I mean he’s not showing the egg side, and that just looks like slightly uneven dough on top of a croissant
It looks worse than that
Gonna stop going grocery shopping and just steal food from dunkin