there's more fat on sydney's b**** than taylor's whole body

didnt realize taylor sings teardrops on my guitar

“Joy in Repetition”; “The Question of U”; “Still Would Stand All Time”; and “We Can Funk” are one of my all-time favorites, though.

As far as prince songs go this isn't like

The worst that I have heard idk

jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair Ahem, you look very lovely.

CSTFIG?

Sharing bars like I got the bottom bunk in a two man cell

you couldn't say that without stuttering.

Um?

cus she was faking the accent

I’d be dead lifting tay tay with my Johnson tip

Ah, yes.

the singles off self titled kick ass

Picture To Burn is the best one

Man thinks this is who runs Wesley’s account

i probably know it i just gotta relisten

You could tell she’d already had lots of potential, tbh.

This one is also fine

more than potential, she had “it”

Hm, “also?”

Never listened to graffiti bridge

blonde busty babe smiling at you and giving your ass attention? you'll be sounding like a kanye demo with how you try to talk to her

swifties always so outta pocket