They trigger a gag reflex and my parents would always get me to try to eat them

Raw onion is crunchy and good

Cooked slimy soft onion? Eww no

The crunch might be the worst part

What!

Y'all r fukin wildin

Peppers are gross though yeah

I had this amazing garlicky Cole slaw at a diner once when I was like 16 and I’ve been trying to recreate that feeling since.

planning a wedding sounds so stressful man

Oh god

Peppers with cream cheese is a god tier healthy snack y'all r missing out on

Hahahahahahahaha ahahaha burnbruhrburnbirn

Imagine filming one for 12 hrs

Idk why but the thought of somebody being force fed an onion of all things has me crine

stop laughing at me

speaking from experience?

i hear they have drivethro weddings in vegas

I could eat a raw onion like an apple

I used to film weddings for a bit

We’re tryna have an event though

Just ask chatgpt to plan it, duh

was there ever a couple you thought “oh, theyre not gonna make it”

Nort u should let me film ur wedding

… mayhaps

you should have one of those screens where people can leave nice messages or tweets but instead of that lame stuff make it a live feed of the Official VZ Planner Thread

He stays for the wedding night too, just warning you

Nope

Every wedding I've filmed these white folk were madly in love and very compatible

It really made me happy seeing these young folk in love