yeah but like i cant f*** a stranger. we wouldnt even be in love??

It’s all but a dream.

the 56 year old man who catfished sizzy when he sees sizzy approaching

Correction: Bruises is muted until Sept 2, I thought today was sept 2

Man, when was the last time I’d heard “Osmium.”

sizzy im in the shower baby come join in

what sizzy sees in the shower

Funny, but uh.

:jordanlaff3:

clearly a man who doesn't skip glutes day!

that s*** moving

The things I’d do for it.

That’s why god invented alcohol , you will be in love for a while

reminds me of the norm standup bit where he says s***is so shameful, Awkward and embarrassing that's why there's alcohol which will fix everything and make that ugly hog look like your dream woman

sexually

dating apps scare me

sizzy tonight

Could’ve stopped at dating!

pretty understandable

listening to spectre

yeah

By my fav white boys??