The sexual tension I just experienced with this resident dentist

Line em up

Issa big room

I gotta stop diary posting this s*** gonna catch up to me one day

I needa check her hand for a ring next time

I already emailed her

back to Kitchen Nightmares

You trying to boil pasta

Thats right

Damn.

wya FedEx

15 square feet or 15 feet?

Sue them.

it’s certainly coming to that

Go, Nort, go.

This girl reported me to HR

Wtf.

Sir

Man if this s*** ain’t the hardest album of all time

Yes?

Why did bruises crash out yesterday

Crashing out like that drunk on a Wednesday afternoon is quite evil I’ll give her that

Listening to slowdive

Hope Dr. Luke is not involved at all this time around (except for some record-label s***).

He hasn’t been thus far.

D****

all up in your mouth