bro mad for warning him

He’s never going to go swimming again but little does he know that a hurricane creates a tsunami that launches a great white into his window

im outa here i dont play around w death like that

Omg dont be a p****

And I guarantee he’s just gonna brush this off and not take the proper safety precautions.

Narrator voice : he was not outta here

Do you play around with traffic

But of course this is what I deserve for being a f***ing empath

EIFFEL /// Aeffe

Speak American please

If you don’t mind my asking, who’s that?

Ya mother

Hi, how you doing. I noticed the 69420” in your username. Haha, I know what that means! You seem like a rad fella. Care to be friends?

Mario~*

chat is this real

I see.

That's the guy from good eats

Possibly the realest thing these humbles eyes have ever seen

Sure, I want em in that order 😉

Don’t disrespect my mother’s hair like that ever again!!!

I did laugh, though.

dabs

Haha, woah!! Oh yeah, we’re gonna get along just fine. 😹

Wallet

I swear to God I'll do it don't do anything funny

Drinking a screwdriver and watching hell’s kitchen. i am NOT the one to f/w right now!!