I'm 100% legitimate, you have me as a friend of Facebook;

Wtf happened to my avatar?

ur banned

Crine brine dine mountain dude avi disappear like canary in the mine

Apparently not for very long!

Ban this

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Have you ever had an eggplant parmigiana sub?

Yes. Delicious

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I have never eaten eggplant

You should try it, it’s good

One of the best drunk foods, it easily soaks up all of that alcohol and fills you up for the next day!

I prefer vodka chicken parm but it’s close

It looks weird

It’s surprisingly good

Actually, quite a respectable choice. Vodka sauce is supremely underrated.

I am very picky

What do you usually eat?

Free sandwiches from work

Turkey with lettuce (I prefer spinach but they have lettuce) cheese and mustard

This is 80% of my meals at least

I only usually eat 1 meal a day

bout to consume a second alcohol

Nort please stop

Drinking is bad for you

famalam i did it