take off the defenders and put on Bellingham, Kane, Watkins and Gordon just for the hell of it

This is killing me

The reverse Tuchel, magnificent

You survived this England superteam wowwww

Who you rooting for tomorrow big S

May as well just stop watching man

Let Zidane do the pep talk now, no time to waste @Q3D

He was feeling real homophobic when Argentina won and decided to let the thread know

bro doesnt enjoy watching goals scored

I'm out rn and watching the BBC stream on my phone. Is this considered proper commentary bruvs?

Eh goals aren’t really fun when they’re gifted

adding this to my Kane file they play faster with his ass on the bench

Chill

Oy these French yutes taking a piss bruv

If this 2026 brazil v germany, both teams getting cursed for 20 years

We’ll take it from here

Issa blow out

BTS halftime show? OUT

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand England’s tactics. The positional play is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of advanced tactical periodization and field-tilt metrics, most of the transitional phases will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the pragmatic, low-risk philosophy, which is deftly woven into the team's structure, the build-up play draws heavily from Arrigo Sacchi’s defensive paradigms, for instance.

And don't even get me started on Jude Bellingham. His sheer talent is an anomaly of human evolution; his ability to operate as a hybrid box2box Raumdeuter while maintaining a flawless body orientation in the half-spaces is nothing short of breathtaking. He doesn't just play football; he conducts a kinetic symphony. A casual fan looks at his late-box arrivals and thinks it's "luck," completely blind to the fact that his spatial awareness requires a subconscious calculation of pitch geometry that would make Isaac Newton weep.
I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as England's beautiful, risk-averse possession unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, I DO have a Three Lions tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only, and even they have to demonstrate that they understand what expected assists (xA) actually means (preferably with an a***ytical capacity lower than my own) beforehand.

6 likes and his whole comeback post only got 1 like?

Real scoreboard

always rated the danes