Nah it's the last part of my last name like caravaggio type s*** but I don't want my real name on here lmao

Investing is really simple, do this at a minimum

Get a job

Use company 401k (or roth 401k) match usually 5%

Open a roth ira and max our each year

7% a year is doubling your money each decade

Really adds up, for those who want to play with a calculator

calculator.net/future-value-calculator.html

Yeah understandable me either that’s why I put this funny ass username instead

these niggas so corny

Aye bro chris is funny af be chill pls

Why does everyone keep laughing at me what did I do wrong

This should be the first steps for most people itt. All this speculative trading bullshit should be with anything leftover after you have all that you mentioned done, and even then more in savings if you're doing hella risky s***

Been here since last summer. I’ve been primarily interested in long term holds but this week been crazy I’m starting to find some people on socials who seem to have some of the can’t miss plays early. Got me interested in dabbling on some short term plays

they ban wsb but let pedos run rampant

I wouldn’t be this up rn without my unemployment money and also the fact that I didn’t touch it thank god

2020 was blessed for me

You were just not early

every single check been invested every single one.

Well I didn’t know that GameStop shirt was gonna happen and it got me interested

What y’all know about that 403b

they could have warned the owners instead of outright nuking it

sell in green is all you need to know

WSB Discord gettting banned is no surprise cause they are lowkey kinda.......

you know.

Especially when it comes to anyone who doesn't look like them.

Even my a large portion of my work paychecks going to the market

been knew how they rolled lol

max out the credit lines

Nah definitely not that

Kinda got the jist from their language but then I actually started looking into it and they're definitely, uhm.. what's the word

Defi flash loans