I am being bamboozled and led astray

Less than 24 hours

I'm glad he's back

WHY ARE MY NUMBERS GOING DOWN

THE MERGE PROMISED ME 100K ETH

Thank god meet Kevin is here to make sense of it all

Just go and press the "Number Go Up" button

thanks king up only

CPI rugged us. The merge will do nothing now.

More like it will only increase our gains as everyone wants to park money in anything resembling market alpha that outpaces inflation

Crypto/Buttcoin: The inflation hedge narrative

Revenge tour coming soon

Our Father, who art in the blockchain, Hallowed be thy Node.

Thy yield will come. Thy hash will be done, on the Beacon Chain, as it is encrypted.

Give us this day our daily yield. And forgive us of our Bitcoin purchases, as we forgive them that short against us.

And lead us not into regulation, But deliver us from ETHPoW.

For Ethereum is the kingdom, The Vitalik, and The Buterin.

For ever and ever.

Amen

amen

What mutual funds y’all trust

Or etf

12 hours

!dream bogdanoff twins, the merge

!dream lord vitamin buterik leading the coal miner revolution and freeing them from slavery

So true nothing will happen

Tomorrow I will wake up and everything will be fine and good

VTSAX.

I am at peace

Whatever happens happens

Amen

Rip

merge