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ada down 70% against eth since I was called dumb for telling people to sell itt

always peaks within a few weeks of a fork

that's the power of charles

Holy s*** this is a fkin clearance sale

Not true when ur broke tbh

been thinking about this post for a minute now

Maybe try not losing money then!

1cuz

Bladee a real poet

DUDE JUST WAGESLAVE FOR 50 YEARS AND MAX OUT YOUR 401K AND WORK 12 HOUR DAYS 6 DAYS A WEEK AND 3 JOBS AND ENGAGE IN LIFELONG LEARNING AND GET PROFESSIONAL CERTIFICATIONS AT YOUR OWN EXPENSE AND ENGAGE IN LIFELONG LEARNING AND LEAVE EVERYONE YOU KNOW BEHIND EVERY 2 YEARS TO TAKE A JOB ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND DON'T VISIT A DOCTOR AND DON'T TAKE A DAY OFF SICK AND DON'T EVER POST ANYTHING TO WHICH YOUR EMPLOYER MIGHT OBJECT ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND NEVER MAKE ANY STATEMENT THAT A COWORKER MIGHT FIND DISAGREEABLE AND TAKE RESUME WRITING CLASSES AND KEEP YOUR LINKEDIN PROFILE UPDATED AND NETWORK AND IGNORE YOUR F***ED ANKLES, KNEES, LOWER BACK, SHOULDERS, BLOOD SUGAR, SPO2 AT 85 AND THEN YOU WILL GET TO LIVE THE GOOD LIFE AT 70 FOR YEARS SIMPLE

a pig in a cage on antibiotics

freedom's a must

Time to recoup my losses by buying s***coins

I'm all in

Vitalik aka Crypto Mandingo

wild ass price swings

Mana and shib on top

Spell rugged lol

I had a dream I could buy my way to heaven

For the majority of people this is the truth tbh

The sad thing about this copypasta is that it's used mostly by crypto/memestock bros who only started investing last year and think indepth research is watching a 10 minute youtube video by Benjamin Cowen every day or visiting reddit while spamming hodl and moon.

i will end you

Glad I left this s*** a long time ago lol

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