Not to be confused with the internet money sitting in your bank :elon:

My portfolio went from 80k to 48k since Elon SNL

Yeahhhh you got me there

The $3500 I put in yesterday is now $2100

That's more than you showed me a few months ago we still here

Not a single thing is green in my portfolio

I sold xrp at 0.17

Mwuahah

Btc $20 eod

are any exchanges working rn ?

Lol

Coinbase app is very slow/laggy

Or do you mean actual transactions not going through

lmaooo

yeah i'm using coinbase pro rn. can't even sign in smh

well folks, when my wife finds out about this, shes gonna leave me. might be time to go out sad with a bottle of jack and glock .45 tonight smh

I'm not having a good time, man.

RIGHT

TALK YO S***

You are correct. Shorted hedgies rushing to find liquidity for the DTC to meet the new collateral requirement today.

Red about to become my least favorite color

Pain

Anyone who downloads an app that shows when the last time you opened an app

Get that app

Don’t look at coinbase for 120 days

I’ll give you $1 per day, minimum you gotta make it 90 days, must provide proof

Just hold

Carti a prophet..