P sure you can offset losses against gains up to a certain amount up (maybe 3k in losses). Haven’t began my fed taxation course yet sooo I might be completely wrong

Where are ya buying coin from

you right

No sir first touch $2,500

I’m still trying to understand why these IPOs just get listed Willy nilly through the day with no actual time given and constantly delayed.

Like feels like the stock market that lists companies that are worth 10s of billions should have some structure to how they do this stuff..

They literally spend time matching the order book - pairing off the buy and sells

can't tell when ur trolling anymore lol

Gemini or 🦄

You trust the Winklevii?

My fault I meant coinbase

oh dead

when are they putting it on Uniswap smh

ofc

?

Can’t robots do it in pre market

Damn, wonder if they will create a smart contract that uses an Automated Market Maker

Trust them more than Vlad from Robinhood

Wow after all these years link is actually moving again

The year is 2025, Uniswap V5 is getting ready for its launch and first day on the NASDAQ. The first IDO in preparation for all stocks to be replaced with tokenized Uniswap NFT liquidity pools

To celebrate the occasion, Hayden Adams rings the bell in NYC and adds a liquidity pool containing 1,000,000 UNI tokens and $2,500,000,000 in USDC liquidity

UNI is trading at $2,500 per token, meaning anyone still holding their initial 400 token UNI airdrop is now a millionaire

Efferiums.

2400!

whole nba thread sold their s*** at like $8 lol

Imagine buying coinbase instead of Ethereums

bro cmon I needed a Xbox Series X on launch

2400 again

mood