Ima tell your mom bro

Ok I'm not as wasted anymore so time for my unbiased non-meme thots about the game

1) Joe Burrow took his lumps and made some bad throws but 100% showed why he deserved to be the #1 pick and why he is a game-changing QB. He will not repeat those mistakes again.

2) Defense played impressive despite no Geno. Unfortunately, DJ Reader went out and Chargers took advantage of it. He is definitely the new anchor of the defense. We finally have LBs with a pulse and the secondary played great (especially Jessie Bates), albeit they were playing Tyrod Taylor.

3) Bobby Hart must suffer from a painful chronic disease. Jonah seemed to settle after getting his ass handed to him by Bosa in the 1st half so that's a good sign.

4) AJ hasn't missed a step. If this offense can unlock he will reclaim his spot as a top 5 WR in the game.

5) Zac Taylor is under surveillance. Awful playcalling, and if playcalling isn't the issue, it's still his fault cause he defended Bobby Hart, Xavier Sua-Filo, and the OL coach all offseason.

Should i believe in boyd again

For whatever reason he didn't get targeted once until the 3rd quarter. I want to say they'll fix that by Thursday but my gut tells me that you should probably bench him until the Eagles game. Not like the Browns pass rush is a vast dropoff from LAC.

Imagine that man.

Not targeting one of the best slot WRs in the league when you drafted a QB who did majority of his damage with slot receivers

and you don't target that man until the 3rd quarter.

The audacity!

He coming to New England

Can’t get over bengals kicker missing the FG and then acting like he got hurt afterwards

I need 48 points from JuJu and Derrick Henry pack me up

Literally everyone. I don't think his trade value has ever been lower

Cowboys are done for wrap this team up

Burrow actually played as well as anyone could have hoped for vs a Joey Bosa and Melvin Ingram led pass rush

Anyone who has anything but good things to say about him after this start just doesn't know what they're watching

Browns really don't have an leverage and his dead cap is gone now which also hurts his value b/c teams know Brown in theory just cut him after this year

and like 11 teams can just absorb his salary without making any other moves

and if his value is similar to diggs pretty much any team can make that move

Thinking it'll probably be another AFC team tho

Indy, NE or Miami

Queue the edit OVO!

Pats

God imagine odell with an actual
qb like russ... jesus

Cowboys

Crazy how Washington of all teams will be the team with a W

Wilson gonna win MVP watch.

I was so tired plus I badly needed to catch up on sleep that I went to bed at 8pm but I woke up at 11:30pm and I can’t fall back asleep now.

My body just wants me to live being tired every single day, huh?

Facts

Bro, this might be his peak year like what dude already a legend.

Extend Jamal Adams today too.

Imagine throwing for 450 yards and losing

Falcons need a better defense, Matt Ryan deserves better.