It would be cool in a pride sense for her friend to be interested in me but she’s not worth upending my life for.

Dan really paid for an asian bride only to bring her over here and cheat on her the week of their wedding lmaoooo

Goals

Power move tbh

Shirley if you read this dm me

dese hoes are for everyone

F*** it really is a goat feelin but at the same time sad cause u know u it wont be like this forver

I’m rooting for Shirley to cheat on him

Your ability to misconstrue information is second to none

I’m truly a master

Thats ur mind telling u but ur heart says different man im tellin u have feelings for dis girl enough to risk it all for her

I’ve already f***ed Fyasko, I’d d*** down another asian w****

Dans life a realife romcom

But fr tho all you did was chat with her friend while she was acting b****y all weekend? She has no right to be mad 😂

dan you already picking out your fits for the wedding ?

Tea Cooper game is so fire I could watch her play all day

???

yeah you're wylin, gotta give you another timeout

No sorry ill delete

Roman Roy hours ?

S*** like this why we left lol

The morgue is closed bro