ARCADE GOON

5y

Drake is gonna get metood one of these days once a ho starts regretting s***

QrOv

5y

She was engaged?

What did her fiancé expect?

BVL

5y

Drake can take him

Noir

5y

She def knows her strengths

https://www.instagram.com/p/BzFv5swCGzB/

Noir

5y

It was the spring of 2018. Drake took a short walk across the well-manicured lawns of his Calabasas home to give his neighbor Kanye free beats, donated by his friend Noah. He recalled their earlier conversation.

"Our brother Kanye is in trouble. He's having mental problems," Drake said, utilizing his keen skill for observation.

"Yeah, Champagne Papi, you're right like always. I have 400 amazing beats lying around that I made yesterday. I'll give him some!"

"That's so kind of you, Noah. Maybe I'll ask him for a beat in return someday...that Lift Yourself beat sounds dope as hell." He paused to feel his expertly-groomed goatee. "How is your MS doing today?"

"It's much better, thank you. I have a long time still on this earth."

Drake rapped aggressively on the door of Kanye West's mansion, with a USB drive of 40's beats in his other hand. He waited patiently until, at last, Kim Kardashian emerged, wearing only a nightgown. It was 3 PM.

"Hey, Kim. Where's Kanye? I wanted to share some beats with him."

"Oh, Champagne Papi," Kim proclaimed, "he's off saying offensive things and betraying his race."

"That's a shame," Drake said with a lick of his pouting lips. "I'll come back later."

Kim reached out to Drake before he could turn around. "No, please don't leave. He will be home soon."

"Alright, Kim. I can chill for a bit." Drake entered the large, lonely mansion and the door closed behind them automatically. Drake took out his phone, a prototype iPhone X Max, to check on his good friends at Da Kompound.

Kim turned to Drake with a flourish. "Put that expensive, studly phone down. I need your," she whispered in his ear, "...Papiconda."

To be continued.

thegreatdivine

5y

It's not crazy, it's common sense.

I'm a woman and I'm in a relationship but I can't say that given the right circumstances, I won't cheat on my partner. That's just being human and being honest. No one is above cheating or being cheated on.

6geW

5y

channeling this energy for my own situation

Majin GoldenChild

5y

YALL THINK HE COULD MURK THE BOY?

https://www.instagram.com/p/CNYC0AahdsR/?igshid=1b9kffd05og60

Elemental

5y

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You’re slow asf lmao. You started crying about Drake and all I did was make a joke about how personally offended you sounded. No one was attacking your soft ass. weird ass b**** lmao

thegreatdivine

5y

It's not crazy, it's common sense.

I'm a woman and I'm in a relationship but I can't say that given the right circumstances, I won't cheat on my partner. That's just being human and being honest. No one is above cheating or being cheated on.

Oblivion X

5y

yooo

CLB Wineboy

5y

All them flips just to get gutted by a man named Aubrey.

Mama Mia

SinceKumbaya

5y

Y’all projecting s*** and wishing s*** on people. That s*** will happen to you first