when you leave her place and you have hair that has fallen out of her head on your clothes

She had her legs across my lap and my hands were all on her thighs. Am I retarrded

Yes

Brooo

@fonti

wait she was sitting criss cross apple sauce on top of you?

you been ret@​rded lol

Shoulda started feeling her p**** then kissed on the neck up your way to her mouth

Should just made a move bro, she probably thinks u wussied out now

@Zaywop

man who thinks srs is the worst album of all time asking himself if hes disabled

need pics of face to better assess

I’m just gonna tell her tomorrow that I wanna see her again asap

Then i’m gonna make sure i do it right

f*** I missed my chance on Friday with my girl too smh

best meme imo

@benihana next time yall talk on the phone you gotta tell her "I wanna taste you"

That's one of my classic lines before I went awol out the game and cut all the hoes off

I don't get why people would clown you considering some of the guys on ktt don't even know how to talk to girls irl, at least ur getting some poon Tang

No we were on my couch and she had her legs stretched out across my lap

Msct: missed opportunities

@FREE

the girl of my dreams is somewhere in this world rn

getting her s*** annihilated by a darkskin
varsity football player