Crying again

Ate Chinese food today pray for me

they pranked me

Lmaoo

nothing on the menu looked good and even worse the restaurant was empty

Get a lime bro you should be cool

had gas station fried chicken pray for me

you finna die bro lmao

Sounds delicious tbh

eating fried chicken from a GAS STATION is wild

you boutta down a whole bottle of pepto bismo

Do yall remember that Matt Damon movie, 'Contagion'? Im kinda scared rn

The virus in this movie originated in China.....

Im not trying to catch the coronavirus bro

I had no other options man

I was starving

You get a lime for the corona so after eating that chinese food just suck on a lime

Say my days are numbered but I keep waking up 💯

@lil_clam

Me- "I'm not like the other LGBTs"

Pop Music-

Me-

bout to let these homophobic jokes fly

You remember Bird Flu? Or swine flu? Or Ebola? Or insert hysterical disease of the year for westerners to be scared of for a mint and then not care about while people in the third world still die from it years later

I got work in the morning dawg

I remember one time I couldn’t even clock in because I though my I was gonna s*** myself

nigga ebola was in africa and swine flu was in China. Idk bout the bird flu.

Do you suck d***? If no then shut up

Nigga you a b****

That's why I dont be saying gay jokes