David is husband of the year

Of the decade

Antioxidants bro

Mango arizonas the best flavor

Fermented tile, what if the pickle juice leaks through the floor and goes into the apartment below?

david did u cheat on ur wife at ur bachelor's?

I know it was major mistake on my end Lmaoo.

David do you love your wife?

Are you a Barb?

@BlackSlug why you don’t post in here anymore?

See, live from the, from the, from the..
Gotcha!

I just needa whole lotta d**** in my system

*from da, from da, from da

Keep the blade with me when I go to check Durkio

niggas wanna kill me but dont got the heart
to look me in the eyes with the 9 and spark

Boooooo

Why are anime avis on twitter so weird

Cause they were raised by omegle and hentai

At least they don’t randomly go around telling people to stan loona

Roddie rich is so trash

K pop Avis on Twitter are worse than anime

And that’s hard to surpass