Yes.

We had this one dude when I was in bootcamp, the Drill Sergeants would literally call him “Peter Griffin” (he really did look like him)

And there are a lot of fat people who make the minimum requirements to get out of bootcamp.

ktt should get its bands up and cop this mans a $700 beater to drive n get p****

me a***yzing ivy americana and beautiful morning advice amidst a s*** ton of other advice i got

Movies is trash for a first date b

Now taking applications for a gf. You must be:

Female
2.Age 16-23

Japanese (exceptions will be made for white girls if small and skinny)

Willing to do as I ask

Have an IQ lower than mine (164)

Have 0 male friends

Cook 3 meals for me a day

Be willing to split the bill on a date

Be into kinky stuff (will discuss in PM)

Send nudes every day I do not see you nude in person

Have s***with me as I ask

Be on birth control (condoms make me feel trapped, I simply can’t find anything that fits)

Ideally not have a job

Install a tracking app on your phone so that I know your location at all points

I am a kind gentlemen who will protect you at all times and in return all i ask is you pledge yourself to me. Please message me if you feel you fit this quota.

if i don’t bag her im gon be in sandals tbh

she the only one i have my eyes on, all them other b****es can kick rocks honestly

at the end of the day u gotta go wit ya gut not ya d*** not ya heart not ya head

just ya gut

Optimal first date pick is lunch, but I took a girl to bowling one time and it was fire

take it slow den

If she does then it makes it a lot easier if she likes you she probably won’t care if your parents got to drive you btw

lunches where though mane

Bowling’s always fun I just suck at it

What? No. Are you alright

somewhere sit down and small business, not fast food

sandwiches, asian, italian, asian, even mexican if its nice

place should be affordable but not cheap and casual but not dirty

What you got around you boi

U in Philly right? There’s plenty of places lol

im going to def talk to her by the end of this week (although ideally i want to talk to her throughout this week honestly) but if it’s the former, im gonna toss out my line and then im not going to initiate anything with her to see if she chases cause that’s kinda the position she has me in rn

i feel it

I’m pretty trash too

But so was she