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  • Nov 14, 2019

    hi

  • Nov 14, 2019
    math fifty

    I firmly believe that texting is the WOAT form of conversation

    Nothing worse than seeing “Read: Yesterday”

    Thats when i throw that Marvin’s room on

    You might as well start calling b****es

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    Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***

    Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***

    Then this christian missionary comes up to me and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say but she was with it

    We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it

    But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***

    At first i said cause this some eyes wide shut s***

    But now im thinking should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    Nov 14, 2019
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    math fifty

    Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***

    Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***

    Then this christian missionary comes up to me and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say but she was with it

    We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it

    But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***

    At first i said cause this some eyes wide shut s***

    But now im thinking should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?

    how tf does this dox u

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    BRUNTZ

    how tf does this dox u

    Better safe than sorry Niggas be wylin nowadays

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    Nov 14, 2019
    math fifty

    Better safe than sorry Niggas be wylin nowadays

    dont do that s*** bro you not gonna f*** s*** until you get a ring on her

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    Nov 14, 2019
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    you gonna cap and say “sex isnt what i want!” but you and your d*** know thats a damned lie

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    math fifty

    Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***

    Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***

    Then this christian missionary comes up to me and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say but she was with it

    We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it

    But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***

    At first i said cause this some eyes wide shut s***

    But now im thinking should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?

    if she one of those Christian campus recruiters I think she just trynna get u to join that s*** bro.

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    DarkSprite

    if she one of those Christian campus recruiters I think she just trynna get u to join that s*** bro.

    I thought so too but usually when u tell them ur not religious they f*** off pretty quickly

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
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    math fifty

    I thought so too but usually when u tell them ur not religious they f*** off pretty quickly

    nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you

  • Nov 14, 2019
    BRUNTZ

    nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you

  • Nov 14, 2019
    BRUNTZ

    nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you

    Reminds me of how this one MLM headass was a cute chick trying to rope me in

  • sense 🍀
    Nov 14, 2019
    math fifty

    Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***

    Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***

    Then this christian missionary comes up to me and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say but she was with it

    We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it

    But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***

    At first i said cause this some eyes wide shut s***

    But now im thinking should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?

    cute recruiting girls

    i got bamboozled into signing up for red cross donations. they still attempting to take money out of an empty account of mine every month to this day

  • Nov 14, 2019

    P

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    Those missionaries be talking like cultists and s***

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    can't sleep

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    BRUNTZ

    you gonna cap and say “sex isnt what i want!” but you and your d*** know thats a damned lie

    F*** all that I want the succ and I need it now! B**** I'm deprived! Call CX-Wentworth-877-Get-this-DICK

  • sense 🍀
    Nov 14, 2019
    math fifty

    Those missionaries be talking like cultists and s***

    yea apparently there is actually a group that preaches about some
    "God the mother" stuff that literally is a recruitment / s***cult and they take advantage of girls on college campus'

  • Nov 14, 2019
    BRAVE

    F*** all that I want the succ and I need it now! B**** I'm deprived! Call CX-Wentworth-877-Get-this-DICK

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    BRUNTZ

    nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you

    Damn i got played like a fiddle

    Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    Nov 14, 2019
    math fifty

    Damn i got played like a fiddle

    Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”

    “on Jesus im tryna treat you right”

  • BRUNTZ 🖤
    Nov 14, 2019
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    empty

    can't sleep

    sorry for dipping on snap streaks :( been depressed

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    She reminded me of the girl from Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

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    math fifty

    Damn i got played like a fiddle

    Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”

    play her JIK

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    math fifty

    She reminded me of the girl from Once Upon A Time in Hollywood

    Are you referring to the one who was into Brad Pitt?

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