I firmly believe that texting is the WOAT form of conversation
Nothing worse than seeing “Read: Yesterday”
Thats when i throw that Marvin’s room on
You might as well start calling b****es
Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***
Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***
Then this christian missionary comes up to me
and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say
but she was with it
We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest
but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it
But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***
At first i said
cause this some eyes wide shut s***
But now im thinking
should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?
Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***
Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***
Then this christian missionary comes up to me
and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say
but she was with it
We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest
but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it
But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***
At first i said
cause this some eyes wide shut s***
But now im thinking
should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?
how tf does this dox u
Better safe than sorry
Niggas be wylin nowadays
dont do that s*** bro you not gonna f*** s*** until you get a ring on her
you gonna cap and say “sex isnt what i want!” but you and your d*** know thats a damned lie
Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***
Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***
Then this christian missionary comes up to me
and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say
but she was with it
We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest
but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it
But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***
At first i said
cause this some eyes wide shut s***
But now im thinking
should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?
if she one of those Christian campus recruiters I think she just trynna get u to join that s*** bro.
if she one of those Christian campus recruiters I think she just trynna get u to join that s*** bro.
I thought so too but usually when u tell them ur not religious they f*** off pretty quickly
I thought so too but usually when u tell them ur not religious they f*** off pretty quickly
nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you
nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you
Reminds me of how this one MLM headass was a cute chick trying to rope me in
Aight so I was on campus depressed as f***
Like i was listening to SB2H deadass contemplating suicide and s***
Then this christian missionary comes up to me
and shes cute as f***. Now usually when them niggas pull up i say
but she was with it
We started talking for an hour straight about the book of mormon and s*** even though im not religious in the slightest
but she was super cute and funny so i rocked with it
But she invited me to go to this like group to teach the Gospel of jesus and s***
At first i said
cause this some eyes wide shut s***
But now im thinking
should i go with the express purpose of going to try to wife up a Mormon girl?
cute recruiting girls
i got bamboozled into signing up for red cross donations. they still attempting to take money out of an empty account of mine every month to this day
you gonna cap and say “sex isnt what i want!” but you and your d*** know thats a damned lie
F*** all that I want the succ and I need it now! B**** I'm deprived! Call CX-Wentworth-877-Get-this-DICK
Those missionaries be talking like cultists and s***
yea apparently there is actually a group that preaches about some
"God the mother" stuff that literally is a recruitment / s***cult and they take advantage of girls on college campus'
F*** all that I want the succ and I need it now! B**** I'm deprived! Call CX-Wentworth-877-Get-this-DICK
nah she just knows shes bad and can convince you
Damn i got played like a fiddle
Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”
Damn i got played like a fiddle
Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”
“on Jesus im tryna treat you right”
can't sleep
sorry for dipping on snap streaks :( been depressed
Damn i got played like a fiddle
Kinda hard to ask her out when every 4th word out of her mouth is “Jesus Christ”
play her JIK