BM_

7y

Hater

BM_

7y

I don’t have smash bro

empty

7y

keep

BM_

7y

Mario kart, odyssey, and both zeldas

BM_

7y

Good lord

Wizzle

7y

I have Mario kart too but damn u don’t wanna add your ktt bros i see how it is

JJThaJuiceman

7y

I think the closest it’s been to 808s is probably JIK.

It’s getting shat on for a multitude of reasons but hey I like it

empty

7y

ima drop my friend code in here a lil bit too 👀

BM_

7y

Drop your code

BM_

7y

You not even copping shield I can’t fw you

empty

7y

i'm probably a bigger nintendo fan than all of y'all

Ignance

7y

Oh, how very big of you. You're an alpha male, are you? Well, let me clue you in on something: Alpha Males haven't been in charge for a good couple of decades. Obviously, this tirade is directed on a High School level. Once you get out of high school, and begin working at your dead-end office job, you know who your boss is going to be? That's right, that pasty nerd you made fun of. It's funny, you see. The majority of the women you are talking about, despite the blatant lies you've slipped in, and the generalizations which remain moderately untrue, are frankly, idiotic s***s. The fact that you're trying to taunt us with them is inane, because while they sound appealing in text, in reality, we wouldn't want anything to do with the f***ing skanks. And furthermore, thank you for "fucking every girl in the school (I bet you can bench 2000 pounds too, amirite?)." Honestly, thank you. Why, you may ask? Because, by taking away the easy route, you have brought pain upon us. You have brought us misery, you have forced us to adapt to that misery, and to grow as people. Luxury doesn't incite growth, pain does. So while you're busy sticking it in your AIDS-ridden skanks, we're studying, learning, gaining skills that are necessary for life. You may scoff at this, call us stupid nerds for not getting the p**** while it's hot, but guess what? We're going to get it eventually. You said so yourself, women love power. So, eventually, you're going to find a women you love as much as she primally needs you. You're going to get married, maybe settle down a bit. Wild s***for the first two years, but after a while, she'll get ansy. She'll grow tired of the novelty of the Alpha Male. Your relationship will become the dull forced marriage that is seen constantly in America. You'll likely divorce her and move on, getting a younger wife that'll need you as much as your old wife did when you first married. Seems swell, doesn't it? I can assure you, it isn't. By now, we have risen to power. While you live the life of the swingers, we are the Senators, the Chairmen, we are the rulers of life as you know it. We have transcended your pitiful existence, and control every aspect of your very fate, without you even so much as noticing.

BM_

7y

Okay now I doubt this lmao

empty

7y

fam what

Strictly Syrup

7y

What’s good @Wizzle