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I was caught off guard into how big this actually is. I do not want to sound like I am over exaggerating, but this thing is huge and heavy. The mailman delivered it and the first words he said was, "You're going to have to use your muscles with that. It's pretty heavy." He was right. Once I saw it I believe I was in shock. I have fleshlights, but this was way more than I expected. It has some weight on it. It feels great. And it looks realistic. I love the curve in the lower back, I love the hips, and the butt is fantastic. The first thing that came to my mind was, "What did I get myself into?".

I Immediately tried this thing out and it was the best 10 - 15 minutes I have had with a s***toy. I liked the fleshlight, but the fact I still had to manually use it, unless you purchased some other accessories to make the toy hands free, (trying to keep this review clean) really took the enjoyment out of what most men in the market for a toy is looking for. To be able to place your hands on the lower back, to be able to hold the hips, to be able to feel like you're actually having s***with a woman is mind boggling. You can place it in different positions; doggystyle, missionary, sideways, cowgirl/reverse cowgirl (these give you a nice arm workout). It's a very versatile toy which I really enjoy. The ribbed vaginal hole feels very good. I have not yet tried out the anus, but it is very nice they give you two options for penetration.

If you live at home with a spouse, your parents, a roommate, or etc. You will have a hard time attempting to find a place to hide this toy. You will also have a hard time disposing of the packaging of this item as well. Another thing I did not like was the coloring of this product. First the product came out very ashy not the nicely shined version you see in advertisements. They also colored the vaginal lips and the anus a red color which I did not like either, but after one use the coloring came off and it looked more realistic afterwards. Another problem I have with this product is the price. Amazon is the best deal I found. Other than that you will be paying more money than you have to for this. This is a very pricey toy and anybody who is not ready for this kind of investment I would say look other places for your pleasure. One last thing, This product did not come with directions on how to keep your toy cleaned/preserved (I will get into more detail soon). I feel like with such a complex build and pricey item that they would give you information on how to keep this toy for a long time.

I just want to give a few tips on how to preserve this toy. First off, they are very generous giving you lube, cleaning product, and powder. You only clean this product through the vaginal and anus opening. You put water/cleaner/powder in either the vagina or the anus and it will come out the vagina/anus. They are connected holes. There is a hole at the top of the lower back. DO NOT SUBMERGE THAT HOLE IN WATER OR YOU WILL RUIN YOUR PRODUCT. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. In the packaging this product comes with plastic cover over it. If I were you I would keep it to store this. I would grab a pillow case (or a concealable bag) and place it in there and hide it away the best way you can if you want to keep anybody from see this.

I gave this product five stars because despite everything that is wrong with this toy just thinking about this puts a smile on my face that I cannot erase. I would hardly ever use the fleshlight, but I can see myself using this product a lot. The possibilities are endless and I just cannot get enough of the hips, the curved lower back, and the shape of the butt. It gives me chills just thinking about it. I strongly recommend anybody who has the money to purchase this product you will not be disappointed. If I have any more to say I will be sure to add more later, but for now these are my initial thoughts.

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