slutforkendrick

5y

bro what the actual f*** is happening to me rn

so my ex picks me up, we drive to autozone to get lug nuts and when i get back in the car we head off for tires and after a second she speeds wayy up and i thought i heard her sigh so i turn to her, and she's got straight waterworks coming down her eyes fam

i'm like yoooo wassup she says she just found out her bf cheated on her, and starts speeding straight down to her man's apartment with me along for the ride. now when we dated she was the sweetest girl i've ever known, but i saw murder in her eyes fam, deadass.

after getting to her dude's crib she's like yep that's that two-timing b****'s car, and then peels out talking about she knows where the hoe's crib is and she's gonna burn that mf down. i'm like yo chill girl don't make me an accomplice to a first-degree eventually she calms down a bit and i'm like yo you got a lot on your plate drop me off at home i'll find another ride bc i think you might drive your car off a cliff rn and take me with you

i offered to beat her man's ass like any faithful ex would, but apparently he plays football for bama, which like yeah damn kinda hard to compete with that, but also like damn b you telling me i was hitting that jawn before a national champion? kinda boosts my ego ngl. anyway that hoe def catching a case tonight

slutforkendrick

5y

bro what the actual f*** is happening to me rn

so my ex picks me up, we drive to autozone to get lug nuts and when i get back in the car we head off for tires and after a second she speeds wayy up and i thought i heard her sigh so i turn to her, and she's got straight waterworks coming down her eyes fam

i'm like yoooo wassup she says she just found out her bf cheated on her, and starts speeding straight down to her man's apartment with me along for the ride. now when we dated she was the sweetest girl i've ever known, but i saw murder in her eyes fam, deadass.

after getting to her dude's crib she's like yep that's that two-timing b****'s car, and then peels out talking about she knows where the hoe's crib is and she's gonna burn that mf down. i'm like yo chill girl don't make me an accomplice to a first-degree eventually she calms down a bit and i'm like yo you got a lot on your plate drop me off at home i'll find another ride bc i think you might drive your car off a cliff rn and take me with you

i offered to beat her man's ass like any faithful ex would, but apparently he plays football for bama, which like yeah damn kinda hard to compete with that, but also like damn b you telling me i was hitting that jawn before a national champion? kinda boosts my ego ngl. anyway that hoe def catching a case tonight

slutforkendrick

5y

they only stole 2 tires, the front left and back right like silver lining i guess but why leave two. s***s got me paranoid that this is a two part lick

gotta sleep in the trunk tonight with the blicky to be safe

Innocent

5y

Boi riding on half a tank

slutforkendrick

5y

bro what the actual f*** is happening to me rn

so my ex picks me up, we drive to autozone to get lug nuts and when i get back in the car we head off for tires and after a second she speeds wayy up and i thought i heard her sigh so i turn to her, and she's got straight waterworks coming down her eyes fam

i'm like yoooo wassup she says she just found out her bf cheated on her, and starts speeding straight down to her man's apartment with me along for the ride. now when we dated she was the sweetest girl i've ever known, but i saw murder in her eyes fam, deadass.

after getting to her dude's crib she's like yep that's that two-timing b****'s car, and then peels out talking about she knows where the hoe's crib is and she's gonna burn that mf down. i'm like yo chill girl don't make me an accomplice to a first-degree eventually she calms down a bit and i'm like yo you got a lot on your plate drop me off at home i'll find another ride bc i think you might drive your car off a cliff rn and take me with you

i offered to beat her man's ass like any faithful ex would, but apparently he plays football for bama, which like yeah damn kinda hard to compete with that, but also like damn b you telling me i was hitting that jawn before a national champion? kinda boosts my ego ngl. anyway that hoe def catching a case tonight

Jbreezyondeck

5y

I’m f***ing crying

slutforkendrick

5y

they only stole 2 tires, the front left and back right like silver lining i guess but why leave two. s***s got me paranoid that this is a two part lick

gotta sleep in the trunk tonight with the blicky to be safe

slutforkendrick

5y

bro what the actual f*** is happening to me rn

so my ex picks me up, we drive to autozone to get lug nuts and when i get back in the car we head off for tires and after a second she speeds wayy up and i thought i heard her sigh so i turn to her, and she's got straight waterworks coming down her eyes fam

i'm like yoooo wassup she says she just found out her bf cheated on her, and starts speeding straight down to her man's apartment with me along for the ride. now when we dated she was the sweetest girl i've ever known, but i saw murder in her eyes fam, deadass.

after getting to her dude's crib she's like yep that's that two-timing b****'s car, and then peels out talking about she knows where the hoe's crib is and she's gonna burn that mf down. i'm like yo chill girl don't make me an accomplice to a first-degree eventually she calms down a bit and i'm like yo you got a lot on your plate drop me off at home i'll find another ride bc i think you might drive your car off a cliff rn and take me with you

i offered to beat her man's ass like any faithful ex would, but apparently he plays football for bama, which like yeah damn kinda hard to compete with that, but also like damn b you telling me i was hitting that jawn before a national champion? kinda boosts my ego ngl. anyway that hoe def catching a case tonight

Swope

5y

people down bad
some broke ass white lady stole my food off my porch a few weeks ago

shane

5y

big L if you don't let them niggas hand you that food personally or you not hiding behind the door waiting for them to get 5ft away

slutforkendrick

5y

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yo deadass idk if i'm wrong for this but seeing my ex go psycho was kinda hot ngl. she's hit me with the booty call a couple times but i would just screen it, def picking up next time