Swear?

They were gonna really pretend he was alive for 2 more months. The GOP is soulless

let's order wingstop

This isn’t confirmed smh

I mean he is very likely dead but this does not confirm it one bit

Reading comprehension out the gutter

If I’m not mistaken, I think after August 3rd the deadline passes to have a special election or something like that, so I would watch that date for a status on him very closely

Yall wanna break the news so badly

Let it simmer

Gotta wait for real confirmation.

Bro really said "trust me"

Yeah Im sure the f***ing governor would just say something like that.

My Chinese Spy, is my girlfriend cheating on me?

According to our records she is working with U.S. intelligence to monitor and handle your activities involving your work with pro-Palestine organizations and protests.

Well, that's unfortunate.

You can do better

How does he look healthier than 3 years ago

just realized it says mitch mcdonald in the title

ngl auntie...

Call it cynical but I think when a government official is basically on hospice that they should be forced to step down

why bump if not redacted

I'm crying man. They said "He has decided he will work from home for the remainder of the term".

He's working from home for the rest of his life. Also, he cannot come out for dinner ever again, please send him food via Doordash instead. Also, he wont need his car anymore since he's working from home, so we're selling that as well.

Please don't come and visit him, his work from home policy doesn't allow guests at all, even after hours.

Mitch is dead... dead TIRED, that is!

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