Reply
  • Updated Aug 22, 2023

    Three times a year, the planet Mercury appears to travel backward across the sky. We refer to these periods as times when Mercury is in apparent retrograde motion, or simply ”Mercury retrograde.” To those who practice astrology, these times in particular were traditionally associated with confusion, delay, and frustration. Think undelivered love letters, email blunders, and frazzled travel plans! This is an excellent time to reflect on the past, however, and it’s said that intuition is high during these periods. Coincidences can be extraordinary.

    edit:
    2023 update
    Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, and Pisces, you guys are facing the brunt of this retrograde. But shoutout to Taurus and Capricorn, because you’ll be facing less of a struggle than the others for the next few weeks.

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply

    Need Venus to go in Uranus before I get excited

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Bo Ceephus

    Need Venus to go in Uranus before I get excited

    dats what yo mama asked for last nite 👍

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    boobdylan

    dats what yo mama asked for last nite 👍

    That's crazy man I ain't eeen kno mama liked astrology

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Bo Ceephus

    That's crazy man I ain't eeen kno mama liked astrology

    astrology is the most fun a girl can have without taking their clothes off

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    2 replies

    OP hairline in retrograde

  • May 10, 2022
    boobdylan

    astrology is the most fun a girl can have without taking their clothes off

    Wild cuz pretending they're into it was always what dudes at my college was using to f***

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    4 replies

    Mercury in retrograde? How about "merc"y on those chicken wings "u" fatass 🤣 I love "r"avioli "y"essir my favor"i"te. Whe"n" I "ret"u"r"n fr"o"m the fair I ou"g"hta eat 100 "r"ounds of "a"pple pie from "De"nny's.

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Lein

    Mercury in retrograde? How about "merc"y on those chicken wings "u" fatass 🤣 I love "r"avioli "y"essir my favor"i"te. Whe"n" I "ret"u"r"n fr"o"m the fair I ou"g"hta eat 100 "r"ounds of "a"pple pie from "De"nny's.

    must’ve dropped out of funny university

  • May 10, 2022

    i nutd n nuthn cam out. . .

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    boobdylan

    must’ve dropped out of funny university

    Why are you so mean

  • May 10, 2022
    Lein

    Why are you so mean

    mercury’s retrograde

  • May 10, 2022

    ah the most wonderful time of the year

  • May 10, 2022

    Is mercury OK? Why is it going backwards

  • Nessy 🦎
    May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Lein

    Mercury in retrograde? How about "merc"y on those chicken wings "u" fatass 🤣 I love "r"avioli "y"essir my favor"i"te. Whe"n" I "ret"u"r"n fr"o"m the fair I ou"g"hta eat 100 "r"ounds of "a"pple pie from "De"nny's.

    codes..

  • May 10, 2022
    Nessy

    codes..

    Sounds like something Kendrick would rap weird and get everyone listening gassed up like how did he do that

  • May 10, 2022
    Lein

    Mercury in retrograde? How about "merc"y on those chicken wings "u" fatass 🤣 I love "r"avioli "y"essir my favor"i"te. Whe"n" I "ret"u"r"n fr"o"m the fair I ou"g"hta eat 100 "r"ounds of "a"pple pie from "De"nny's.

    Gottem

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply

    Get the app “the pattern” @op ;)
    Deleted costar once i found that

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Dankmustard Mobile

    Get the app “the pattern” @op ;)
    Deleted costar once i found that

    Girl made me download that bullshyt

  • May 10, 2022
    ·
    1 reply
    Scratchin Mamba

    Girl made me download that bullshyt

    Its fun to read with a grain of salt :)
    I check it maybe once a month

  • May 10, 2022
    Dankmustard Mobile

    Its fun to read with a grain of salt :)
    I check it maybe once a month

    Hey as long as u having fun bro

  • CKL TML 🌺
    May 10, 2022
    americana

    OP hairline in retrograde

  • May 10, 2022

    SOUNDTRACK FOR THIS MOMENT:

  • May 10, 2022

    Made up s***

  • May 10, 2022
    americana

    OP hairline in retrograde