Ryuka

5y

Spider-man crossing a Billi in 12 days should answer...

be2sane

5y

Thought you were Bane for a second had Vietnam flashbacks

HaroldsChicken

5y

That’s cool but what did you notice besides that from second watch ?

Ryuka

5y

That lana made a mess of a movie on purpose just to s*** on the Warner & the industry as a whole

AldErson

5y

This movie was complete s***. Smelly dirty s***. I’m sorry

Ryuka

5y

all the scenes are overflowing on top of each other with music or sound effects, and processes the ellipse very quickly

Suddenly we have the impression that the story never stops, but we don't really feel the progression

be2sane

5y

I’m convinced people don’t want to see Matrix 4 but rather a “Spider-Matrix 4” if you get what i’m sayin

Theory

5y

Thought the cinematography was bland, and just outright disliked the aesthetics (the lighting, sets, etc). The writing for the characters was pretty terrible all the way around for me. As a result, I didn’t like most of what they tried with the characters (actors did fine, how they were written was the problem).

Morpheus, Smith, and especially the A***yst were the lowlights for me. For Morpheus and Smith, not sure why you’d recast and also write them completely differently, instead of just making them new characters. They felt like new characters- which is ok since it’s a different iteration and all that- but I also didn’t like their writing and portrayals.

The a***yst felt like a Spy Kids villain to me. Didn’t like NPH’s delivery, didn’t like the dialogue, didn’t like the look. Thought the ability to stop time was cool but also thought as soon as it happened that they were going to find some plot armor that wouldn’t really make sense to get around it and then not have it be a problem ever again. Also “swarm mode is so sick” should never have even made it on to a page, let alone all the way to the screen.

I really hated the time spent in the Matrix because the new Matrix sucked lol. That coworker sucked (the MILF line was the first point in the movie that I realized it was going to suck). But the sequences in the game studio were just lame as hell, can’t even really describe it I just disliked it.

Didn’t like the meta aspects, every time they had a flashback to the OG I just remembered how much better the franchise once was.

I was kinda into the Zion/Io stuff, but they didn’t do much with it, and distracted from it with terrible makeup on Jada Pinkett.

The fights weren’t anything special, didn’t really feel much of anything from any of the action in the movie. Keanu just having the one move the whole movie with that force push got boring pretty quick.

Soundtrack was also bland. Basically everything that made the originals dope was done here in s***tier fashion, while pretending to be better than other reboots solely because it was meta.

Theory

5y

Thought the cinematography was bland, and just outright disliked the aesthetics (the lighting, sets, etc). The writing for the characters was pretty terrible all the way around for me. As a result, I didn’t like most of what they tried with the characters (actors did fine, how they were written was the problem).

Morpheus, Smith, and especially the A***yst were the lowlights for me. For Morpheus and Smith, not sure why you’d recast and also write them completely differently, instead of just making them new characters. They felt like new characters- which is ok since it’s a different iteration and all that- but I also didn’t like their writing and portrayals.

The a***yst felt like a Spy Kids villain to me. Didn’t like NPH’s delivery, didn’t like the dialogue, didn’t like the look. Thought the ability to stop time was cool but also thought as soon as it happened that they were going to find some plot armor that wouldn’t really make sense to get around it and then not have it be a problem ever again. Also “swarm mode is so sick” should never have even made it on to a page, let alone all the way to the screen.

I really hated the time spent in the Matrix because the new Matrix sucked lol. That coworker sucked (the MILF line was the first point in the movie that I realized it was going to suck). But the sequences in the game studio were just lame as hell, can’t even really describe it I just disliked it.

Didn’t like the meta aspects, every time they had a flashback to the OG I just remembered how much better the franchise once was.

I was kinda into the Zion/Io stuff, but they didn’t do much with it, and distracted from it with terrible makeup on Jada Pinkett.

The fights weren’t anything special, didn’t really feel much of anything from any of the action in the movie. Keanu just having the one move the whole movie with that force push got boring pretty quick.

Soundtrack was also bland. Basically everything that made the originals dope was done here in s***tier fashion, while pretending to be better than other reboots solely because it was meta.