How is that not a pen

This game needed to happen to get Carrick out the door

Fun fact: Mbeumo is the only person in this XI to score a Premier League goal for Manchester United in 2026. Not the 26/27 season, the year 2026.

Wild times we live in where you are better off being a Hull fan

We finished third mate

RATcliffe and INEOS made false promises to senior players to retain them, have reduced the salaries whilst weakening the side, and now Carrick has finally lost the majority of the dressing room

No real rocket science to it. We are where we are because of it

Sim matches until he gets sacked but new guy isn’t taking us to win trophies unless the entire board changes too

‘Miro was genuinely quicker than Santos and Tielemans man

These lot are not serious

3-0 down and Joshua Zirkzee comes on

You have to laugh

What the f*** happened there???

Camera man hilarious for showing Zirkzee on the touchline just after they scored

What a statement that is singing the carrick song

We can’t even skate by with the bad season this time because the promoted teams are good, it’s a wrap.

A 38 game season where you finish 15 is not an outlier, that is your level for that season. And if you can do it once you can do it again.

Via eye test of the player iq, manner of wins and loses we have been over performing for a good 4/5 years.

Whilst teams like bornemouth Brighton Newcastle have been improving quality we have regressed and table positions have fooled people.

Think about it, this Bournemouth performance is average for them where as we have played like this so many times in the last 2 years, so at what point is this our quality Vs another low point.

people throwing out new manager names like it means anything

nothing changes until the ownership changes

I've completely clocked out, f*** this club fr

He still getting sacked after this imo

Wonder who the interim interim will be

Can the made up Sheikh just buy us already

Ole?

He's probably setting up a tent outside Carrington as we speak

Is Dalot the player with lowest shot on target to total shots ratio in Europe?

McKenna.

I’d love to see these players and the club hierarchy have to deal with Conte tbh

#NagelsmannAtTheWheel

Carrick during HT