Goals are so hard to come by for this team. Feels like it’s been this way for a decade

Called it a few months ago. He's a top bloke and will always be a legend but he's not Man United manager.

We need to move away from these no merit history based appointments, forget about "The United Way" (aka Ferguson cosplay) and then maybe we've got a chance

Didn’t see the game but wtf is this lol

Watching the second half might be one of the worst things I’ve ever done to myself

This can’t be the same team from a few months ago wtf.. no way Casemiro leaving has hit us this bad cos I can’t think of anything else

no words

United threatening to play again in 2 days FFS give me a break

Tbh was more excited to see amorims matches especially with the amad/mbeumo duo. Made a lot of chances but we were conceding

The PR pieces after yesterday are genuinely fascinating

More excited for cat s*** than dog s***

It’s a monumental problem this club has had since SAF retired. We aren’t set up to score goals. We haven’t got players who can score goals. We’ve only cracked 70+ league goals in a season once since 2013.

It was, unsurprisingly, under Ole who coached 73 league goals. Only City scored more than us that year.

Funnily enough Carrick (and early Xooben) came closest last season with 69 goals — only City and Arsenal had more.

You can count the real gunslingers we’ve had post SAF on one hand, really. A past it Ibrahimovic; Lukaku (for about 12 months) Martial (for about 12 months); Rashford (on off); a past it Ronaldo; a past it Cavani.