Starboy

We got Hojlunds curly-haired brother as our only striker option

Wow our like-a-new-signing

Zirkzee and Mount on. It’s almost like I’m Carrick.

Carrick should come on at this point

Singing their hearts out about Mainoo because he's been taken off bodes well doesn't it

Hed probably be better in a suit than the s*** served up for the last 80 minutes

Fun fact: the last time we lost at Craven Cottage, Carrick played CB.

Bruh why doesn’t he bring on Lacey

Brother you could put in a million crosses, we got no one to head that s*** in

Feel like I’m in an abusive relationship with this club. Constantly gaslit into believing “this is progress”, promised things will change then hurt again every weekend. Somehow I’ll still be back next match convincing myself it’ll be different

F***ing knew it

If it was coming it was Cunha

poor fulham. always last min.

Easiest start in the league and were 5 from 5 lmao

Honestly couldn’t care less if we replace Carrick or not, don’t think he’s a special manager, so we probably won’t get much worse (unless we appoint another Amorim).
But as long as INEOS isn’t willing to match the investment in players our competitors are putting in, long term it is irrelevant who our manager is.

Hearing blame for Mainoo for that Fulham goal, but man these passes are played 20 times a game by City and Barca

Carrick's post match is terrifying, what the f*** was he watching

lol I was coming ITT to say the same thing. I can’t imagine he actually thinks we played well, he just doesn’t have it in him to to rip them publicly.

I hope the private convos are very different.

Based on what we've seen so far this season I think he genuinely thinks it

What is going on with the VAR?

Incredible how Martinez has lasted 4 years at this club

By not playing enough to get exposed

Glad I missed a game this season

It’s the 5th game of the league