need u scouting chido’s progress for us

Martial and Pogba available right now, might as well run it back

martial really about to retire at 30 crazy, idk what kind of club would take him atp

couldnt even score more than one goal in the mexican league

Unfortunately the problem with City isn’t that they’re doing all of this in secret, it’s wide out in the open, the league just doesn’t care.

Pablo can’t help us 😔

The Kawhi thing is probably happening with at least two or three dozen players across Europe.

What i say

Ok this explains the sudden inflation of prices. Worst thing is City would still survive this lol

Btw I know the title is in jest but the £500m number is referring to last summer, this summer, and next summer.

So in reality, we’re only gonna spend ~150m next summer.

And we want 4 players apparently.

So £37.5m per player.

👍

Everton on Sunday

There’s football to play

Fixed.

We’re not winning that s***, Everton’s gonna park the bus, and because we only have a half fit Sesko as a striker we’ll have no presence in the box. This will be another 100 crosses game. We’ll probably concede from a set piece. Written in the stars.

I’m glad you’re staying positive about it

Mou cooked with “where they play, how they play, if they play”.

It’s kinda sad how he went out, same with Pogba.

Sesko dagger towards the end, just like last time.

Misery merchants

Football fans on the internet are largely either pretentious know it all wankers or deranged talksport callers foaming at the mouth

or they sound like Mark Goldbridge @ANTI

Sesko dagger to score our fourth after Rashy brace + Tardogski OG

4-1 final score (we are NOT keeping clean sheets bro)

Need the Sesko BOOM to take off

Carrick saying Dorgu is like a new signing
meme of the season

👉🏻👨

Need him to get a hattrick so the slander can stop.