Ugarte?

why is carrick throwing the game

Urgate

Mbeumo is so bad today

He's bringing on Ugarte and Dalot together

I can't

Carrick channelling that other guy for what

amad for mbeumo is right there

Mbeumo is f***ing honking get Amad on

F***ing hell Mbooms should've buried that

Lewis Hall always looks absolutely class when he plays us

Haram of the highest order

Formally retract this statement after the double sub I have just been exposed to

Still plenty of time for Air Sesko to take off

We just hit 60 mins, he's about to switch on

the game crying out for Amad

Are we sure Newcastle are a 10 men team?

If you didn’t know you’d think we had ten men

thank God

best LB in the league alongside timber…. could jump into any squad in the prem rn and make them better, still don’t get how chelsea let him go so easily like that

So do we know what really happened to De Ligt?

Make a change carrick mate come on

Mazraoui is a Monaco-level player

Kobbie's too lethargic in attack

I predict a Zirkzee winning goal

And judging by how hard they’re getting worked by 10-man Newcastle, it’s clear that this team has fitness issues. First midweek fixture in forever and they look awful