Martinez playing every position, he's even taking corner kicks. Where is everyone else?

Look at all these players in their right positions, absolutely flying

So glad we've got a manager that understands United

Real lack of width really shows in the squad.

If it was me my front three for the rest of the season is Amad, Mbeumo + one with Fernandes behind

Mount gonna get injured playing there having to track back

Important to remember this is all Dalot’s fault

How is this half still going man

Dalot and Dorgu are too funny because they’re both very physically gifted players they’re just such bozos

Really is an exercise in patience watching dalot play let alone the team

How on earth did C***ha ever score 15 pl goals last season

Our fan base biggest enemy is coming to terms that this is just our level.

A Brighton player coming to United is not a step up in terms of ambition of wanting trophies.

We are as midtable as midtable comes.

S***eh and assna will remind us promptly

Both of those games will be absolutely horrifying

Every defender we have has the bozo gene

His team understood the assignment of finding their best attacker in their best attacking positions.

Something we struggle with

Nah. I’m quickly coming to the opinion he is just a big fish in a small pond player. “Maverick” so his loose touches and shot spam is allowed. I alluded to this when we signed him but hey-ho

bring Amorim back

15 more minutes of pure cardio?

Dalot

Rome wasn't built in a day

Fletchy in

lol

Ugarte

Can’t even get a new manager bump anymore. Twice in a row now

We will av to suffaaa forever

Dalot and Ugarte are actually torture to watch