Zirkzee is big and tall and uses none of it

Absolutely no benefit to him on the pitch

But who else do you bring on

Poor man’s Berbatov

14-15 more minutes of this

Cunha decision making is so ass

This is killing me

Self sabotaging your team this bad is unreal

F*** you, I don't want to suffer like that

Is that Malacia?

BIG GAME MALACIA

Martinez was solid tonight, good to have him back

Martinez was our best player tonight

Amorim actually hates us

Put my guy Malacia on Hall and tell him it’s Salah

SEVEN???

7 more minutes of suffering. Why 7 though?

Zirkzee ran 2 kms in total

We have 1 game a week and Sesko can’t play 90?

Tbf we play on Tuesday

Malacia minutes and Newcastle fan tears. Merry Christmas

F***ing genius manager outsmarted everyone

GET IN

there’s only one United in this league

f*** off u geordie c***s

oof

Newcastle ain’t s***

GGMU

He’s so f***ing lazy he kills me