Paris still our best post Fergie game, remember watching it on my phone in a restaurant on skiing vacation and basically screaming in there.

Professional sports is probably the only job in the world you can post pictures of you vaping or drinking and troll your employer on social media, and then end up in a better position / new situation as a result.

Any other profession, you’d be homeless or sued.

Yeah the media thing is crazy considering how slick Ruben is with it despite the lack of success.

You know the funny thing about giving up on the style of play is that Ruben seems to stick to his and gets bemoaned about it. I feel it’s a lose-lose either way.

I think Ruben has so much less success coming into England so the hate is starting to get louder. ETH was 90 seconds from a UCL final, and played the best football outside of Pep and like Klopp for like 4 years in a row. So him giving up was like a slap in the face of why we were all excited to have him here. For me at least that was probably the inflection point the interview where he said he can’t play Ajax football at United things were never the same after that in terms of fan support.

With Ruben like he’s coming from the third world so I personally don’t believe in weird tactics working in a league as competitive as England, and it’s been so so so bad so far. He’s got time though due to his media slickness so maybe he’ll start to show something before time runs out. I prefer that he sticks to his style tbh. So far my blemish on him really is that it appears we’re keeping the exact same squad that finished 16th. I thought he’d be ruthless and not cozy up to the Shaws Dalots Onanas etc that are not good enough.

Highest of keys two cheeks of the same ass

How is this even possible, didn’t bro score like 0 goals last season?

Quite impressive really - we definitely had a bit of luck go our way for that spell

I wonder what on earth they were doing to rack up that many injuries though

I’m excited for a striker that will actually be in good positions. Bar is so low.

This is very good news

a Mainoo x Baleba midfield under a proper manager in a proper formation goes so hard

could be our midfield for the next 5-10 years

Agree I’d cash in on Bruno next summer tbh, he’s kinda wasted in CM. Hurts you almost as much as he helps.

Proper formation like palace didn't beat the dippers yesterday with it

Give it a rest

I wish he’d tweak the formation to a midfield three and a front three so we could make the most of our attacking players.

Bruno has been our best player since he got here, it makes no sense to play him in a position that he’s no good in.

I’ll never forget Ten Hag playing him LW

SAF pioneered that s***. Rooney lw. Fletcher RW.

Still remember my older brother trying to justify his cigarette addiction to me by saying Carlos Tevez smokes

Name to post subject ratio 🔥

Tevez with his bulldog-like approach

Imagine getting spammed with "come to besiktas" lol

So does berbatov.

112 is insane for a player with one good season, 80 is the max, otherwise walk away now that there’s still time to look for alternatives

Thing is this signing and a GK signing means we very likely won’t need another big window for a good 5 years.

This team should have players with enough depth and specialisation and age profile to work with any manager and formation.

Finances are likely to be redirected to the new stadium after this window so may as well go big now and work with what we have for a while with 1 or 2 cheap/bargain depth signings and 1 or 2 academy gems to come through.

Yeah but 112 mil?? That’s more than was paid for Caicedo and Pogba, I must admit I haven’t seen Baleba play much but I also hadn’t heard of him before our fans started linking us to him a few months ago.