We running it back aren't we?

Liverpool improved
Chelsea improved
Arsenal improved
Man city improved

Another season of holjund might make me commit crimes against humanity

Will we ever get good news?

😂 dude just wanted an extra week off laying on the massage table

Casemiro lost 50 stone it’s not all bad news our midfield maestro is ready to guide us to 13th

Yep the players are lean and the grass at carrington has been cut in a new pattern

We will be rocking

Liverpool Arsenal City Chelsea are the clubs we should be least worried about. Our competition in Brentford, Wolves, West Ham at least has gotten weaker. If we’re lucky we might get an 11th place finish

Manchester United: the best of the rest

Wait till July is over and it starts raining again, I’m sure even the grounds crew is incompetent at this club

I think it’ll be:

1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Arsenal
4. Chelsea
5. Newcastle
6. Spurs
7. Villa
8. United

Brentford lost Frank and some key guys (probably), forest will be found out, Brighton are always inconsistent.

And then hopefully we’re better than Fulham Bournemouth palace wolves Everton west ham cause they haven’t done much all summer.

I don’t see how we’re suddenly gonna be better than the likes of Fulham Palace Brighton Nottingham etc. They haven’t gotten much worse while we haven’t gotten much better

8th would be a very impressive finish

Cunha and Mbeumo and probably 2 more signings by the end of the window, plus 1 game a week without Europe

I think we’ll qualify for Europe again

Who do you think the other two will be?

Hopefully a goalkeeper and a striker

I just need us to get rid of Hojlund man, I got no other wishes

Yeah they were my top 2 targets for this summer

£65m+5 in add ons

€75m+6

$87m+7

Let’s see how it gets reported and talked about in September

He’s going nowhere and keeping that 9 shirt with him.

Bare minimum for him to keep job imo. Our squad is not worse than those other mid table clubs. If Ruben needed a pre season, he’s got one.

Another 100 mil for a player. When will we learn

Amorim Drags Off £100M FLOP in 85th-Minute Shock

Probably a striker and midfielder, it’s been quiet on rumours but once Mbeumo saga ends I’m sure we’ll hear about it

Gonna be hilarious when we sign Mbeumo and he scores 4 goals

And comes back in s*** form every 2 years after afcon before he leaves on a free in 2029.