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  • Jul 1, 2025
    DEL_DVYg

    So few to choose from
    Cavani
    Werhorst
    Martial
    Hojlund
    Zlatan
    Lukaku
    Zirkzee
    Ronaldo

    Woah woah woah

    Ighalo??

  • Jul 1, 2025
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    I’d love to know what the f*** goes on when United try and sign a player and why it takes as long as it does

  • DEL_DVYg

    So few to choose from
    Cavani
    Werhorst
    Martial
    Hojlund
    Zlatan
    Lukaku
    Zirkzee
    Ronaldo

    Top 3:
    Zlatan
    Cavani
    Martial

    Lukaku and Ronaldo 1st seasons honorable mentions

  • Jul 1, 2025
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    KingOfPop

    I’d love to know what the f*** goes on when United try and sign a player and why it takes as long as it does

    Would be cool to one day just announce a signing with no bs out of nowhere like Pedro

  • Jul 1, 2025
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    actually that list isnt even that bad, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal dont have a list with that many good strikers on it for the same time frame.

  • Jul 1, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    Would be cool to one day just announce a signing with no bs out of nowhere like Pedro

    dont worry we'll get a panic signing like that after we lose the first 2 games of the season.

  • Jul 1, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    Lmao why didn’t he quote me. I have so many people blocked on here it’s wild what I miss nowadays.

    You responded to the person I have blocked saying I'm blocked, and I want to block you but it would mean this thread disappears, @S we need to fix this

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    yesac

    You responded to the person I have blocked saying I'm blocked, and I want to block you but it would mean this thread disappears, @​S we need to fix this

    Lmao why yall got each other blocked

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Lmao why yall got each other blocked

    ktt Politics

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Lmao why yall got each other blocked

    no idea what I did! dudes always upset with my takes and jokes

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    this is not an alt

    dont worry we'll get a panic signing like that after we lose the first 2 games of the season.

    Ronaldo part 3?

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    actually that list isnt even that bad, Chelsea, Liverpool and Arsenal dont have a list with that many good strikers on it for the same time frame.

    I agree - most were cheap/free. only really bad ones are hojlund. we sold lukaku for same price we paid iirc.

    everyone else was fine value - just didnt light it up.

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    DEL_DVYg

    Ronaldo part 3?

    Rather give Cavani another try if we’re going that route

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Rather give Cavani another try if we’re going that route

    I think we'll end up doing no striker tbh (with cunha/mbeumo playing false 9) or Zirkzee will have his chance to shine.

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    We must be broke as F***

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Lost out on a real striker that was available on a free. We will genuinely finish 15th again

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    BD32

    We must be broke as F***

    https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1940118080954286399

    Apparently his agent wanted like 15 mil or something lol

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    BD32

    We must be broke as F***

    https://twitter.com/fabrizioromano/status/1940118080954286399

    Not that bothered about this guy tbh. I think he’ll do decent in Serie Ass but he gives me Lacazette vibes for the PL

  • Jul 2, 2025
    BD32

    Lost out on a real striker that was available on a free. We will genuinely finish 15th again

    I don’t understand why this keeps happening.

    I had way more faith in this rebuild of the hierarchy

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Zlatan and Cavani everyone else failed to meet expectations

  • Jul 2, 2025
    Grenouille

    Not that bothered about this guy tbh. I think he’ll do decent in Serie Ass but he gives me Lacazette vibes for the PL

    Not a gunslinger but he’d be good for 10 league goals minimum which is better than Hojlund/Zirkee put together

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Apparently his agent wanted like 15 mil or something lol

    Everyone else is gonna cost 70m+

    Are we gonna look in the couch cushions for enough change for that Frankfurt #9 now?

  • Jul 2, 2025
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    Sprout Spreghorst

    Zlatan and Cavani everyone else failed to meet expectations

    The guy who spent an entire season pretending to be injured and playing more games for Uruguay once Ronaldo came in and took his spot “met expectations”

    Legend of the game but Cavani only showed up for 1 season for us

  • Grenouille

    The guy who spent an entire season pretending to be injured and playing more games for Uruguay once Ronaldo came in and took his spot “met expectations”

    Legend of the game but Cavani only showed up for 1 season for us

    I mean same could be said for Zlatan.

    The bar is pretty low. That being said those are the only two I’d sign again in a hypothetical