9/11 can’t be our attacking options next season man

Mateta and Delap not looking too good either

Zirkzee catching life because he can control a football and do a pirouette at 6ft5

Not moved by either

We literally don’t have wingers / inside forwards anymore until lasso is sacked. Congrats to arsenal or Chelsea etc that will sign him.

Certainly not good enough to be a United player in terms of where we should be but the fact he can control the ball puts him above at least 70% of the squad from a technical ability standpoint

They movin like the twin towers fr!!

He would be a good LW for Utd, keep him away from Arsenal or Chelsea

This one stings

Interesting

There are people on the FBI most wanted list for less than the terrorism this f*** subjected us to

seems like nobody is creating this season if he leads it with that much of a 'dropoff'. idk if I love the stat or understand it fully as I think hes having a better season than those previous 2.

id push back that ETHs signings were 'obviously' bad in the moment tho. nobody ever complained about anyone. even mount, there was excitement.

in hindsight most have not panned out. but even yoro, that was viewed as a huge win for us to get him over Madrid. and yeah now I doubt hes worth even half either.

He’s actually a villain

No more scraps from Real I beg

Nah you are heavy on the revionism there

People weren't happy at all with his constant dutch buys and SEG signigns

Yoro was in the INEOS window, I don't think anyone really thought ETH wanted any of those other than De Ligt really

Unsure on this one. Based on the numbers everyone seems to think there's a real player there. I know watching him every week I'm not convinced

Garnacho’s positioning cannot be taught, though. One of the monumental reasons he licks more shots than someone like say Hojlund will ever make in his whole life is because Garnacho knows how to get in behind

All it takes is one season of fugazi finishes and Garnacho could genuinely become a 25 G/A winger

Not sure if it will ever happen here though

Yeah agreed. I think he’s gone in the summer

How 40 year old Ronaldo scored more than whole UTD frontline combined this season

Nuts

He’s playing in the camel league which is League One level. I reckon Hojlund gets 25 goals there.

He wanted Frenkie