Southampton (A) - Sep 14
Barnsley (H) - Sep 17
Palace (A) - Sep 21
Twente (H) - Sep 25
Spurs (H) - Sep 29
Porto (A) - Oct 3
Villa (H) - Oct 6

these are the next 7 fixtures until the October intl break. I predict we grind to a 1-1 against Southampton. beat Barnsley. lose to palace 3-2. beat Twente 5-0. beat spurs 3-1. beat porto 2-0. draw villa 1-1. if that happens is he here on oct 7?

I kind of realised that the sacking of managers is all on momentum, just lose enough times in a row and you’ll get sacked. Sounds obvious, but it’s the reason that ETH didn’t get sacked during last season despite finishing 8th, every time he was about to get sacked he got a good result in an important game. He could lose 4 of those 7 games but as long as he wins the Spurs game and wins one of the first two prem fixtures he’s keeping his job. However if he loses his next 2 prem games he is as good as done even if he might have won games later in this list. It’s all up to luck is what I’m saying, in your scenario he is definitely staying

Lmao every time I see XG stats I get more convinced the stat is made up

What’s scary are the leaks (definitely by ETH) that say he doesn’t want ugarte

He immediately comes in and will be able to fix a few things, he'll cover more ground than Casemiro, he won't lose possession so often as he moves it on quickly, and he won't pass the ball straight to the opposition, but he's not a ball playing 6 which is what the ideal system requires, so I think he's a good addition for now but long term based on current ability might not be the answer

“Oh if we get this we will be alright” “oh we just need a ball playing 6 we wil be alright” “these 2 players will fix everything we will be alright”

• this doesn’t really cut it anymore, this is his squad, even before that manage what you have, if your squad is incapable playing how you want to play change it up. I’m convinced there is a player in Casemiro that can do a job every now and then but this system is exposing all the flaws in his game …but ETH is so stubborn and like he said in that interview with Neville - he only wants to play one way, plan a and that is it (and the fact you watched us every single game last season do the same s***, same gaps same mistakes and you just ignore it) maybe he isn’t as smart as he thinks

that’s never going to get you anywhere in the league, maybe in a one off game but facing 19 other teams plan a will not always work

the only game I can give him credit for tactically is that city game, but he had to do it to save his job. Every other game has been relying on player ability or just luck that the other team can’t finish the chances

He’s got to go man, I can finally see the light

Them 5 UCL trophies being put on top tryna take the shine away from his Bangkok Centenary and Carabao United cups

This is f***ing hilarious, the arrogance of that bald c*** and he gets completely ripped

Zirzkee gives me Weghorst vibes

No wonder Ten Hag wanted him

Arne Slot breaking us down on Sky in like 30 seconds and then straight after watching ETH blame it on individual errors was absolute car crash TV. So embarrassing

f*** he does

The new manager is gonna be left with a similar mess to the one Ten Hag had when he came in, and then that manager is going to create his own kind of mess and the manager after that is going to come into a mess and make his own kind of mess, and the manager after that is gonna come in and make his own mess and then we’re gonna go bankrupt.

The hope is that the new manager is an INEOS pick whose signings will be club approved and fit the overall ethos of the club and not just the specific manager

That is how a functional system should work

soon

Might go down as my least favourite United player. Can’t stand him

Him breaking us down like that on live tv is crazy though bc all the other teams have to do is play the same way - we all know Ten Hag sticks to his “game plan” (whatever it may be) at all costs. It might be a wrap by Christmas.

You know it’s bad when fan accounts turn on you 😂

Fellaini

Watch city go on and replace pep this summer with the perfect next manager, while we fumble the bag again.

Christmas??? Ratcliffe ain’t foot time for that mate, he has 7 games left to deliver.

Just realised this means the INEOS Southgate links will flare up again

When we get Southgate

Fellaini did a job

Zirzkee did a job as well, except in his case it was to stop every attack stone dead