The goals is a massive issue

I think we can roughly skate around midfield issues

100%. Especially with all the money we have spent.

Anything less is a catastrophic failure

It's gone the complete other end of the spectrum lol, looks like we're passed the 35+ year olds who can get about 20 goals and now we want kids who can't score

If only there was a talented winger good for 15/20 G/A per season available that we could’ve gotten for a straight swap. Oh well… I guess we’ll have to put our faith in “Antony” and “Marcus Rashford”

Full squad 2024/25

GK: Onana, Heaton, Bayindir

LB: Shaw, Malacia

CB: Martinez, De ligt, Yoro, Maguire, Lindelof, Evans

RB: Dalot, Mazraoui

CM: Casemiro. Mainoo, Mount, Bruno, Eriksen, Ugate,

RW: Amad, Antony

LW; Rashford, Garnacho

ST: Zirkzee, Hojlund

That article also says ten Hag wanted to keep McTominay and sign Amrabat over signing Ugarte

Yeah it's unfortunately not a surprise anymore

I think my full strength would be:

Onana..lol

Shaw
De Ligt
Martinez...possibly
Mazraoui

Casemiro / Ugarte
Mainoo

Amad
Garna

Bruno
Hojlund

ETH trying to sabotage us as per usual.

💯

You will be made to answer for your crimes

Varane not in the Como squad for the season or something because of his injuries

Shame really. He’d be one of our best CBs on his day even now

Yeah shame how his career is finishing.

brighton taking points off arsenal at home huh

Ok I must apologise to muppetiers, didn’t know Ten Hag was this restarted

That’s not a bad team tbh, if you got players like Zirkzee, Dalot, Mount, Casemiro, Yoro, Rashford, Maguire, Antony (lol) to bring off the bench. You actually got a pretty decent selection of players at your disposal.

The problem is that we’ve almost grown accustomed to half of our players being injured at any one time, while teams like City or Arsenal almost never experience this.

You know, I understand the ramifications of City winning the league again. I get it wouldn’t be good for the league and all that, and I’m more than aware that the officiating in the PL is an absolute joke and Arsenal got f***ed over, if that was us I’d be fuming and maybe there should be some solidarity against the league and its officials… but I don’t care… very few things bring me more joy than watching Arsenal drop points.

Everton

That mass walkout as soon as the third goal went in is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen. Like not even 3 seconds after the ball hit the back of the net 70% of the stadium had their backs turned and were walking up towards the exits. No groaning, no booing, no hands on head in disbelief… just out.

As soon as I saw Rice got a red card today, the first thing I thought of (without even watching the game) was: Mark Goldbridge is going to be absolutely furious. And what do you think the first thing I see when I open Twitter:

This guy is such a joke man, how have we ever let this guy become so big in the United community

Branthwaite for 20m next summer

Jog Backa

Haaland looking elite so far this season, scary stuff.

"Means Rice misses the Derby as well"