Lavia is good enough

dude played his first game after being a year out for injuries, unfair to judge him out like that

did a really decent job today given City was the opponent and shown glimpses of promise not only today but in the pre-season as well, Chelsea’s best player on the pitch today imo

Robbie also kicked a guy off his show for supporting Palestine a couple years ago and I never liked him since.

they all might be fine individually, but together the 3 do not work. this Chelsea side will be 9th at end of October.

Get it done this week pls

We not selling him dumbo

Seeing a lot of fans now say you can't sell him because he's an irreplaceable profile

60k p/w, never really injured

If we’re struggling to sign an actual good midfielder over money and we could actually make it possible if we sell this doofus it be incredibly stupid to keep him

‘Irreplaceable profile’ = midfielder that is scared of the ball, makes lots of stupid fouls, can’t give an accurate pass over 5 yards and scores a lucky last minute goal now and then?

oh okay then proceed

It's absolutely mental what United fans come up with, honestly

How the f*** is that guy irreplaceable

Crazy how we’ve only actually sold 5 players (3 of whom were already on loan last season)

Even INEOS can’t shift some of these b******s.

Hopefully we can sell a few more of these:

Bayindir (I guess?)
Lindelof
McTominay
Eriksen
Mejbri
At least one of Sancho/Antony
Mason Mount

Final prediction: McTominay and Mejbri leave on permanent transfers. Sancho goes on loan. C’est fini.

Mejbri??

Mount

worst number 7 we've ever had. he may actually thrive somewhere else tho, but bruno literally plays his position.

he'd be sick at Chelsea tbh exactly what they need imo.

Joao Felix for 40-50 euros is a great deal imo. as dumb as Chelsea are, one out of every 10 transfers is ok.

Hannibal Mejbri

Kind of sad how it’s gone for him — we signed him from Monaco for a big fee as he was an insane talent at that age. Was like €5m base fee at youth level

Think he was just too ill-disciplined for the top level.

need a mctom to Fulham here we go today ffs. or a sancho spotted house hunting in Paris tmz leak.

His main problem is that he seems dumb as bricks

there we land*

berrada needs to land sancho in paris b4 Brighton ship 4 goals past us on Saturday

here we skedaddle

Tbf much like Hannibal I forget he’s still on the books but apparently they’re close to selling Pellistri.

Lindelof and McTominay still on the books is wild though

Godamn those cheeks

Casemiro 🤝 Ozempic

Amrabats Watford brother lit a fire under him