Guy really just needs to stick to screenshots and cooking people like UTDTrey and Janty (even tho he’s right here)

first pre-season game incoming. im guessing nobody is really available from euros/copa squads so will be a weak lineup.

Potter for sure unless Howe suddenly decides he wants to leave Newcastle. No doubt though the FA are doing all they can to try and get Southgate to stay.

It’s only like half the senior players too — Onana, Amad, Lindelof, Maguire etc are still back at OT training too

Always in for an Amad display

These players aren’t there, is what I’m saying. Only Rashford, AWB, Evans, Casemiro and Mount went:

yikes, im not watching

My cb

Wait Hannibal is still at this club

Nooooo

If you told me this would happen 5 years ago I’d have kms

casemiro captain for the first preseason game #nooticing

He’s so f***ing slow lmfao

Terrible 30 mins so far

I turned it off after 20 mins

how does rashford look?

smh i can't do another season with him and casemiro playing like s***

We lost

Mount best player on the pitch until he was subbed the sun will rise on us again

whats wrong with this guy?

respek

where is he going to play

fpl launch day today ?