Crying at the Saka limp

Not even a prime Ronaldo would dare act this way tf

3 goals and 3 assists in 21 games for Dortmund folks 👏🏼

Have to imagine the Ten Hag news is coming today

did they just compare sancho refusing to say sorry to having one arm?

Why today?

Small matter that we don't want him to return lol

This some bs probably, but if not 😳

“World Class talent mistreated by his manager” vs “worst purchase in United history”

Excited to add Mount to this next summer

I’ll think we’ll have to wait 3 summers extra for Mount to hit 82 games at this rate

money laundering

How the f*** have Antony and Sancho played so many games for the club

Funny thing is Antony’s goals have been way more important in cup progression etc. the only Sancho goal was the Liverpool one where he sat down VVD

I like Bruno, but extending him after an 8th place finish is silly. Makes the club look really desperate

INEOS starting off messy but i can excuse that if they don’t screw up the major decisions

True. Idk where he would go tho, just like someone else said, Bayern and Barca aren’t gonna pay him any more than here and are both are not even in much better spots than us atm. Saudi could offer him crazy money, but at that point we can ask whatever we want for him so maybe for 130+ mil it would be a deal worth doing, and Bruno isn’t the type of player to retire to the desert at 29 imo.

Bruno in Saudi:

Very accurate tbh

hes never responsible for anything like if he gets sacked its that mentality that cost him.

What actually happened:

Van Gaal: “ Erik, careful. That is a commercial club”

Recruitment: “Hi Erik, we’re grasping at straws and whatever we try the fans seem to hate it. Any ideas?”

Erik: “I know Antony, let’s get him”

Richard Arnold: “Let’s wait until deadline day and explore our options first so i have time to inform Joel Glazer”

Glazers: “We’ve never cared about football, as long as you make sure we don’t have to pay our own money you can back the manager all he wants”

Erik: “Any updates?”

Recruitment “We’re currently busy monitoring 215 potential transfer targets. We can’t exactly work at lightning speed Erik”

Erik: “Jesus. I know Antony, let’s get him”

Richard Arnold: “Alright lads, time’s running out fast, who are we picking???”

Recruitment: “We haven’t seen you in weeks. Anyway we don’t have a better name than Antony”

Richard: “John?”

John Murthough: “On it Richard 😎”

Ajax: “No chance lol”

Recruitment: “Yeah we’re out of ideas here man”

Richard: “John? 💰 ”

John Murthough: “I got it from here Paul, damn 😎 🤝”

^ mental illness

It’s what they do in FM

Tbf with Antony specifically they could have gotten him for way cheaper earlier that transfer window and didn’t.

Ten Hag has responsibility for the players he chooses but we’ve overspent with almost every manager post Fergie, so don’t personally think he should be blamed for the fees, especially given our poor negotiators that have now hopefully f***ed off for good.

The amount one is the worst for me - completely unnecessary signing.

eww copa America is in US this year? do they finally have real grass fields or are they still using NFL stadiums

It's not accurate

Listen to 27:30 on, and 36:20

The scouts and manager come up with a thorough list of players for a particular position. Manager and scouts and owner have a veto.

'I never signed a player I didn't want, and the scouts never said yes to a player they didn't want'.

'I was never in those discussions' - regarding transfer fee negotiation.