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  • Dec 12, 2023
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    Can’t play your desired tactics cus your team isn’t as technical and physical as say a Spurs, Villa or Brighton

    Can’t turn to your star players cause they will flake like Sancho, collapse like Rashford, whine like Bruno or twirl like Antony

    Can’t play your B team to bypass your stars because you’d be depending on McTominay, Martial, Lindelof or a batch of willing but inexperienced youth players

    Can’t discipline the team too hard because you anticipate the insider leaks and media spinning a narrative about harsh treatment and training

    Can’t expect your players to be monitored and kept healthy and fit by your medical staff

    Can’t play good football and lose because fans would meltdown

    Can’t win and play bad football because fans would meltdown

    Can’t demand the scouting department to be held responsible for signing the right profiles

    Can’t demand the owners to put a wage cap on player contracts and responsible investments

    Can’t demand the owners to find another hobby besides ruining United

    Can’t depend on anyone higher up taking responsibility when results are poor, everyone points back at you to save their own face

    Can’t publicly say how you feel because it would make everyone look bad and it would probably be used against you

    Can expect the fans, media and owners to collectively hand you the sack when the inevitable happens

  • Dec 12, 2023
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    This bald fraud f*** just said we had another good performance

    The woman on tnt replied with we had one shot on target šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

  • Dec 12, 2023

    No more weekdays ruined by European United

  • Dec 12, 2023

    No Europa League

  • Dec 12, 2023
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    We played a CL game vs Bayern with McTominay Evans Mejbri Amrabat Pellistri Antony Dalot and Shaw and it’s almost 2024 😭

  • Dec 12, 2023

    How much longer until Manchester United gets with the times?

    The coach should just be a good coach and the DoF/scouting department needs to find cheap talent. Players need to be made expendable and you have a healthy amount of player turnover around a solid core of players.

    Should be so simple

  • Dec 12, 2023
    Marble

    We played a CL game vs Bayern with McTominay Evans Mejbri Amrabat Pellistri Antony Dalot and Shaw and it’s almost 2024 😭

    Would have got messy for me if someone told me after that quarterfinal against them that it'd be the closest United would get to a CL semi final for 10 years.

  • Dec 12, 2023
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    be2ye

    Can’t play your desired tactics cus your team isn’t as technical and physical as say a Spurs, Villa or Brighton

    Can’t turn to your star players cause they will flake like Sancho, collapse like Rashford, whine like Bruno or twirl like Antony

    Can’t play your B team to bypass your stars because you’d be depending on McTominay, Martial, Lindelof or a batch of willing but inexperienced youth players

    Can’t discipline the team too hard because you anticipate the insider leaks and media spinning a narrative about harsh treatment and training

    Can’t expect your players to be monitored and kept healthy and fit by your medical staff

    Can’t play good football and lose because fans would meltdown

    Can’t win and play bad football because fans would meltdown

    Can’t demand the scouting department to be held responsible for signing the right profiles

    Can’t demand the owners to put a wage cap on player contracts and responsible investments

    Can’t demand the owners to find another hobby besides ruining United

    Can’t depend on anyone higher up taking responsibility when results are poor, everyone points back at you to save their own face

    Can’t publicly say how you feel because it would make everyone look bad and it would probably be used against you

    Can expect the fans, media and owners to collectively hand you the sack when the inevitable happens

  • rvi šŸ¦ā€ā¬›
    Dec 12, 2023

    no way he makes it to 2024

  • Dec 12, 2023

    Rio said Harry Kane has the same amount of Old Trafford assists this season as the captain fantastic Bruno šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    Absolutely miserable player

  • Dec 13, 2023
    be2ye

    Great you’re gonna sack the manager for scouting? šŸ‘šŸ¼

    for having no vision, building nothing of note after 1.5 years, for saying hes not here to play like Ajax, for his inability to handle big players, and ultimately for being uninspiring in the media. just head scratching quotes over and over. doesn't help that he whiffed on signings which isn't 100% his fault. all rest yes.

    hold people accountable.

  • Dec 13, 2023
    BIRDIN84

    Also who you hiring?

    Nagelsmann? Potter? Conte? Ole ?

    I heard tom cleverly got his coaching badges this year.

  • Dec 13, 2023

    Main thing that worries me is the attack. These guys have zero chemistry.

  • Dec 13, 2023
    Bag Talk Auditor

    Let's be real this institution was bound to embarass at every opportunity the moment it relinquished captaincy to that weasel looking fraudulent pathetic excuse of a footballer Bruno. Far from being a United fan but his body language after every missed ball and the way he keeps on moaning about referee calls gets my blood boiling.

    Not my captain agreed. Roy Rooney Giggs Neville Vidic Van Perie etc were the polar opposite to Bruno’s leadership style.

  • Dec 13, 2023
    KingOfPop

    Also needs to be said Rasmus Hojlund was a total f***ing waste of money and time

    The devastating god awful club destroyer Cristiano looked better than this when the club thought he was lying about his daughter being ill while he played straight after his newborn son died

    Stinks of piss

    He spends a lot of time on the ground I’ve noticed. He should’ve gone to like a Spurs type, big team pressure and standards way too high for him rn.

  • Dec 13, 2023
    DwindlingSun

    If he does get sacked, which to me all hinges on these next three pretty brutal games, I'd take Flick.

    Yeah he was s*** with Germany but international football is inherently s*** so the failure actually makes me more confident in his club football abilities.

    I’m down. Was he any good anywhere before tho? Don’t want another Ralf.

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    KingOfPop

    This bald fraud f*** just said we had another good performance

    The woman on tnt replied with we had one shot on target šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

    He’s so full of s*** you were first to call him on that. It’s disgusting. Pep Ange and nearly every top manager is honest calls it how it is.

    Week in week out he’s out here saying we were 1 deflected shot away from turning things around.

    Disgraceful.

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    be2ye

    Can’t play your desired tactics cus your team isn’t as technical and physical as say a Spurs, Villa or Brighton

    Can’t turn to your star players cause they will flake like Sancho, collapse like Rashford, whine like Bruno or twirl like Antony

    Can’t play your B team to bypass your stars because you’d be depending on McTominay, Martial, Lindelof or a batch of willing but inexperienced youth players

    Can’t discipline the team too hard because you anticipate the insider leaks and media spinning a narrative about harsh treatment and training

    Can’t expect your players to be monitored and kept healthy and fit by your medical staff

    Can’t play good football and lose because fans would meltdown

    Can’t win and play bad football because fans would meltdown

    Can’t demand the scouting department to be held responsible for signing the right profiles

    Can’t demand the owners to put a wage cap on player contracts and responsible investments

    Can’t demand the owners to find another hobby besides ruining United

    Can’t depend on anyone higher up taking responsibility when results are poor, everyone points back at you to save their own face

    Can’t publicly say how you feel because it would make everyone look bad and it would probably be used against you

    Can expect the fans, media and owners to collectively hand you the sack when the inevitable happens

    I can’t read all that but I assume you as usual put blame everywhere but ten hag. Well done.

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    i'm a big fan of bruno but starting to feel like he is our coutinho in the sense that having him as our focal point can make us a decent side but not a great one. on the other hand, the forwards he's meant to be creating for and linking up with are all terrible and i think he suffers for that

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    DEL_DVYg

    He’s so full of s*** you were first to call him on that. It’s disgusting. Pep Ange and nearly every top manager is honest calls it how it is.

    Week in week out he’s out here saying we were 1 deflected shot away from turning things around.

    Disgraceful.

    If he starts sounding defeated in press conferences then that means he doesn't believe in himself and the team so he has to leave

    To be a manager you need to have an ego and confidence in yourself, you can play media games like Pep does talking about quality in other sides but positivity (even when delusional) is necessary

    That's not the problem, the problem is the football

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    yesac

    If he starts sounding defeated in press conferences then that means he doesn't believe in himself and the team so he has to leave

    To be a manager you need to have an ego and confidence in yourself, you can play media games like Pep does talking about quality in other sides but positivity (even when delusional) is necessary

    That's not the problem, the problem is the football

    Then do it like pep. He’s the first manager we’ve had that’s full of s***. Ole LVG even Mou said it how it is. Telling people we were an offside away from winning or whatever else is bullshit. He’s trying to save his job it’s not working.

  • Dec 13, 2023
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    DEL_DVYg

    Then do it like pep. He’s the first manager we’ve had that’s full of s***. Ole LVG even Mou said it how it is. Telling people we were an offside away from winning or whatever else is bullshit. He’s trying to save his job it’s not working.

    He's not trying to save his job, his job is safe no matter what he says in press conferences
    What do you mean when you say Ole LVG and Mourinho said it how it is?

    You just don't like Ten Hag and that's fine but all the reconstructing of narratives and revisionism is silly, you think he's not the right man for the job it doesn't mean you have to beat down on every aspect of his being like we're in a deposition

  • Dec 13, 2023
    yesac

    He's not trying to save his job, his job is safe no matter what he says in press conferences
    What do you mean when you say Ole LVG and Mourinho said it how it is?

    You just don't like Ten Hag and that's fine but all the reconstructing of narratives and revisionism is silly, you think he's not the right man for the job it doesn't mean you have to beat down on every aspect of his being like we're in a deposition

    press conferences, tactics, player mgmt, style of play. those are all football related.

    his hat is stupid and I don't like it. that's not football related.

  • Dec 13, 2023
    yesac

    He's not trying to save his job, his job is safe no matter what he says in press conferences
    What do you mean when you say Ole LVG and Mourinho said it how it is?

    You just don't like Ten Hag and that's fine but all the reconstructing of narratives and revisionism is silly, you think he's not the right man for the job it doesn't mean you have to beat down on every aspect of his being like we're in a deposition

    The bloke is a f***ing bullshitter and has been from the start

    Telling fans he’s happy with the set up of the club top to bottom. Wouldn’t join if he wasn’t in charge of transfers. Just tonight we had a great performance and need to take these performances into the PL.

    It’s unnecessary horse s*** that top reds bought hook line and sinker for far too long

    He’s a bullshit merchant and lies constantly like all United fans are idiots

    He told tnt sports tonight we need to take the ucl performances into the PL. on a night his side looked dead as f*** yet again and nosedived out of the UCL in a worst ever record setting campaign.

    It’s not about a***ysing every word like a deposition it’s about self respect and knowing a bullshitting loser when you see one

  • Dec 13, 2023
    Moon

    i'm a big fan of bruno but starting to feel like he is our coutinho in the sense that having him as our focal point can make us a decent side but not a great one. on the other hand, the forwards he's meant to be creating for and linking up with are all terrible and i think he suffers for that

    I was wondering if he'd be our Coutinho the other day tbf, like it seems ridiculous to sell him but if the money comes in and we have a DoF/generally better recruitment it could work out.