who did we sell today?

yeah I liked Cucu at brighton and thought he started well at Chelsea initially. id give him a chance for sure

cucurella cup tied now

every day someone picks some random miserable news for us out of a hat

Henderson officially gone

finally. our backup gk (heaton) is such a s***show though. isn't onana gone all of January too? we're gonna be dog s*** that month

That month & all the others lol

meh I got hope. the win against forest showed a strong mentality. I think we'll be in that top 4 fight all season, and get to the business end of CL / cups.

And there it is

Keane was right

we are the new spurs

No worry we brining in some random Turkish bloke who I have already seen 3 different fail compilations of on twitter.

Jesus Christ we'e done. Cucurella was at least semi exciting. This is just s***.

Crazy how I genuinely thought that at the end of last season we were going to be challenging for the league this season if we had a decent summer. We're going to be competing for Europa League spots now

oooo Palhinha to Bayern thats a great signing

Apparently it has to do with him being cup tied, but I’m almost certain it’s just spin and we just went with the cheaper option

Yeah probably, don't got enough money to loan him for a whole season. Lol people on twitter now saying "calm down Reguilon is just a back up option", while bro is gonna be our starter left back for like half the season.

i know a great replacement for him if fulham are looking

Yeah there only competition signing that player would be Nottingham

also we want to be able to terminate deal in January apparently, not possible with Cueceralla

I dont get it why not give Alvaro a chance. does ETH know that united is all about the academy or what.

anyone got a link to the CL draw show?

nvm found it here for free legally:
uefa.tv/video/live/247174

Lol f*** me, united fans thought Telles was s*** let's see what Reguillon gets up to

ETHs pick though, trust in the manager

also had no idea Laporte left city for Saudi.

"Sir Bobby Robson was the last Newcastle manager to oversee a Champions League game with the Magpies, with the likes of Alan Shearer, Gary Speed, Craig Bellamy and Titus Bramble part of that team."

ngl excited to see Newcastle in the CL.

my first time ever watching this show, wow this is like the oscars who are all these folks in attendance. great production, very classy and everyone looks ace in their tux/suits