lmao wtf

Regulon and Cucu links 😭😭

Wonder what the Eredevise link for Cucurella is

15m for Henderson is a joke let’s be honest but I don’t care right now every penny counts to sign a new midfielder

This club has lost it

Also could be just me or is sitting in an hour after kick-off the dumbest kind of protesting I’ve ever seen? Like you already bought the tickets so how would they care. And idk but isn’t it pretty common to stay at the ground for like 30 minutes after a win anyway?

Like either sit in for indefinite amount of time so it’s real trouble or block the merch shop or whatever, or maybe even get the game cancelled beforehand. Like I’m not really a protest kind of person but atleast do it good I’d say.

Shaw is definitely out until mid November and Malacia’s mystery injury must be a big one too — no other reason to expect us to be twerking for these meady left backs on loan

Marcos Alonso links now

Who gave MikeLUHG the keys

We'd be seeing Marcelo and Coentrão links if that prick was in charge

32+

Has won a lot of trophies

Fits the profile

Imagine us having a striker like Darwizzy

He debuts next Sunday

If he’s not injured

Needed someone to pipe down Howe and Co tbh, turned themselves into some of the most unlikable characters in English football last season

this almost certainly isn't true but if it is, our fanbase being excited for it is crazy. what must bayern think of gravenberch if they're willing to swap him for mctominay?

Tuchel you rock my world

loan fc

Gravenberch is stupid and lazy. Maybe he’ll listen to ETH, but I’m not convinced.

Maguire f***ing prick. Wants to play at West Ham on his Man United Salary until his contract’s gone. No way Murtough is stupid enough to accept this.

This week is gonna make or break our season. Could easily sign a defender midfielder and striker and get rid of at least 4 more players.

He is super mid

I know what I’m expecting

i don't know why you put easily in that sentence

that's not how things work here