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  • Apr 15, 2023
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    Spurs don't deserve top 4 holy s***, tomorrow is massive now

  • Apr 15, 2023
    Undun

    Spurs don't deserve top 4 holy s***, tomorrow is massive now

    They deserve to be somewhere between where Chelsea and Liverpool are realistically. You could tell they were DOGSHIT in September.

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    If Spurs and up getting top 4 instead of us idk if I could take it

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    Ngl this would be the ultimate copout.

    Get some money for him + he gets a chance to play football again+ no worldwide backlash

  • Apr 15, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    De Gea
    Dalot-Varane-Licha-Shaw
    Casemiro-New CM
    Antony-Bruno-Rash
    New ST

    New Backup GK
    AWB-Maguire-New CB-Malacia
    Eriksen-Fred
    Diallo-Sabitzer-Nacho
    Martial

    Sell:
    Bailly
    Telles
    Lindelof
    Henderson
    McTominay
    Sancho
    VDB

    Buy any CM ETH likes, and Osimhen or Vlahovic. Ball playing backup GK + left footed CB.

    pellistri

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    Marble
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1647257311826550786

    Ngl this would be the ultimate copout.

    Get some money for him + he gets a chance to play football again+ no worldwide backlash

    How much would you sell him for?

  • Apr 15, 2023
    Marble

    If Spurs and up getting top 4 instead of us idk if I could take it

    that would be comedy but i cant see that happening tbh

    if there’s someone to be scared of it’s brighton (or maybe even villa if they keep it up)

  • Apr 15, 2023
    Marble

    If Spurs and up getting top 4 instead of us idk if I could take it

    Reckon it's a massive longshot they do, they'll lose at St James, Villa Park and Anfield at the very least imo. United are well positioned to get top 4 all things considered, even if they got me and Oblivion starting at the back

  • Apr 15, 2023

    leicester about to get battered so bad

    wouldn’t be surprised at all if they end up getting relegated

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    yeah haaland scoring at least like 5 today

  • Apr 15, 2023
    underachiever

    yeah haaland scoring at least like 5 today

    Top 10 funniest tweets at that time and now

  • Apr 15, 2023
    Glitter Boy

    How much would you sell him for?

    Whatever we can get. Try to get more clubs interested in him, cus clubs will know we want to get rid of him when thinking about price. Feel like we can get anything from 20 to 40 mil for him

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    Undun
    https://twitter.com/skysportspl/status/1647169105445675011

    Keep the bad news coming

    reckon this is a tactic to drive the price up with 3rd round of bids looming

    could be wishful thinking from me tho

  • Apr 15, 2023

    can’t tell if watkins is really that guy or if its just because him and demarey gray take up the same spot in my brain

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    SSLXO weirdo

    https://twitter.com/theeuropeanlad/status/1647198899755442178

    Is timber not progressing this season?

  • Apr 15, 2023
    DEL_DVYg

    Is timber not progressing this season?

    ajax are overall having a s*** season, & you’d struggle to find a cb who looks good playing next to bassey. plus de ligt and ake are each having their best season

    rest assured if NL were to go back to a 3 in the back system it would still be timber who slots in over van disney

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    Marble
    https://twitter.com/UnitedStandMUFC/status/1647257311826550786

    Ngl this would be the ultimate copout.

    Get some money for him + he gets a chance to play football again+ no worldwide backlash

    Turkish clubs wanted him on loan too — guy is unfortunately going to retain a football career

    Just don’t see it being in England

  • Apr 15, 2023
    Grenouille

    Turkish clubs wanted him on loan too — guy is unfortunately going to retain a football career

    Just don’t see it being in England

    Eh. What he did you can’t make an excuse for, but does that mean he shouldn’t continue his career for the rest of his life?

    I don’t want him at United but don’t necessarily agree with the whole “he should never play again” take.

  • Apr 15, 2023
    SSLXO weirdo

    reckon this is a tactic to drive the price up with 3rd round of bids looming

    could be wishful thinking from me tho

    Washington NFL sold for 4.8 GBP so I reckon Glazers might actually get close to 6B for United tbh.

  • Apr 15, 2023
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    🔥 not not knocking Haaland but man idk if he’s scored any goals where here’s beaten or dribbled past anybody like this

  • Apr 16, 2023
    DEL_DVYg
    https://twitter.com/mygreatest11/status/1647358959370612736

    🔥 not not knocking Haaland but man idk if he’s scored any goals where here’s beaten or dribbled past anybody like this

    Exactly the sort of player I’d want in my team as a manager though

    Nothing more important than goals, regardless of how they come about

    A proper old school selfish striker and a midfielder who can beat the press are my two biggest hopes for the summer

  • Apr 16, 2023

    Chelsea and Spurs can't even get a dead cat bounce going I'm crying 😭😭😭😭😭

  • Apr 16, 2023
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    Amad to steal the lime light from Garnacho next season?

  • Apr 16, 2023
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    Undun

    Amad to steal the lime light from Garnacho next season?

    I think Garnacho is still first choice backup at left winger whilst Amad will be a right wing/no.10 backup tbh

    Rashford || Antony
    Garnacho || Amad
    — — Sancho — —