I bet he was white too to match his gay fantasy about Jesus

Jesus never walked on water, he took a Uber (for real)
Jesus know about the VPN on your computer (beep-beep-beep-beep-beep)
I prayed to Jesus my plane went down in Bermuda
They said Jesus was a righteous man, but Jesus was a shooter (dlllling)
Jesus never took a plead deal he tugging out for real
Jesus started smoking weed before a B-Real
They say Jesus mixed his first album on a Beat-Pill (on a Beat-Pill)
I heard Jesus invented E-Pills (drugs)
Jesus took the wheel I'm in the backseat lounging (lounging)
Boy I made it like Mike Will, and Spike and Do The Right Thing (Right Thing)
Like Mike Jordan I got 'em under my right wing
I heard my wife is plotting on my side ting
I feel like Mekhi Phifer how he did Ice (Ice)
It's always sunny when the money coming in
I seen Jesus at the cookout, a true master on the grill
They say Jesus was a lookout before he took over the hill
With one fish he made two hunnid some meals
I seen Jesus at the fish frying sandles and some Cartiers (buffs)
When Jesus got caught, he did the whole bid (free that man)
They was screaming free Jesus for a lotta years (free that man)
Jesus shed blood and only shed one tear
He put Ganga in the sky, and turned water into beer
They say Jesus like Malcom over Martin Luther King
You got the right to stay silent gotta live by any means son (son) (son)

I heard Jesus was a scammer, kept the hammer on a nightstand (nightstand)
Jesus came from Nazareth and never was a white man (never that)
Jesus was a rock star kicked over the mic stand (boom)
Jesus was with Jimi Hendrix, sexing on a white girl (wow)
I seen it on the news they say Jesus killed Rick
They say Jesus 'bout his money, man Jesus 'bout his biz
I heard that n-word was a pimp and had a hunnid thirty kids
We know Jesus been a angel but he still geeking to kill
I heard Jesus was a humble king he worked a 9 to 5 (five)
He had dreams to be a hooper mover powder on the side (side)
Jesus top 5 whether he dead or alive
Jesus got hit with the RICO I heard Jesus knew Slime (slime)
Jesus wasn't down with the Bible he swear it was lies (cap)
N-word had to run away and cut all his stocks
First man walking on the moon in Christian Dior slide
The True Religion Denims now he back to the Darkside

I’m ngl, this the gayest s*** I’ve ever seen

Yeah we need the boomers to die

Whyte dude not being homoerotic challenge (failed)

bro got f***ed by jesus christ

What a dweeb

this man is very smart. grifting to pay off them medical bills

I don’t know why people who dream try to make me something I ain’t. I, Jesus, have pink nipples and olive skinned. Jesus was 5”7 as the Bible would have mentioned his height, but he was average and is still average. He blended into crowds and unlike King Saul where they mentioned his height, Jesus was average.

Only fox news would entertain this homoerotic bullshit

their viewers are so f***ing dumb

Absolutely anything to distract the sheep

Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.

No way this dude ain't a paid actor

Fox News is CoComelon for boomers

heard He said He'd vote republican down ballot this november too if He could

They must of asked about that pole off cam

The vows of two gay men at their wedding would be less gay than how he described “Jesus”

why are you citing the google slop overview to begin with? are you a moron?

how is it Google slop? You cannot read, NPC? Just because it is an overview, it is cited from actual sources. Shows ur a dumb ass American

you literally don't understand LLMs work. you can't just f***ing cite it as if it's reliably citing sources. it's not reliable like it constantly gets s*** wrong. you are everything you accuse me of and i feel sorry for you, your brain is rotted by slop and you have the audacity to call anyone else an NPC

Everybody can edit Wikipedia!

wow