sometimes in the more og ones they use beef tallow in some of the oils which is super fckn gross to me. but when it's a more modern parlor w vegan oils on deck they just suck at the actual job yknow? is there like a search term I should know about? I feel weird asking about it before i pay so like, ideas?

just bring your own oil to a good parlor

I'm alr paying for services I'm not gna supply the product too jfc

Move to massage sxn

Just remember to not tip if you do find one.

I heard Deshaun Watson has a good list of them. Just google Deshaun Watson massage parlor

Last i chcked vegans dont know how to tendorize meat well! Aaaha

u forcin it lol

you sir have won the internet for the day 😂

@S we need a massage parlour sxn at this point

@op They allow you to bring your own olive oil. Trust me, I'm vegan

y'all got chatGPT working overtime with these threads...

lmaooo nah ktt turning into rubmaps that's crazy

only came itt to say "vegan massage parlor" is absolutely insane

F*** 2024

you not trying to eat meat at the massage?

if the masseuse tries to jack you off, don't let her until you get her number and you lock in a date first
you gotta get to know her before she jacks you off

This massage parlor s*** is getting out of hand

😂😂😂

Lmboooo sorry but the thread title has killed me

I know a lot of masseuses use jojoba oil, which is plant based. You could probably just ask them to use that when booking the appointment

first real answer smdh thank you

Yeah cuz u got no meat for them 😏